:Santa on Job Interview
ranbir singh Pathania
> This is India's entry for the Global PJ award to be held next year at Jhumritalaiyan. Am sure you will LOVE this start to the Weekend. OR if headed for office today, would be laughing and singing to work. Have a Great Day.
>>>
>>> Santa in a Job Hunt
>>>
>>> Santa Singh Interview Ke Liye Gaya.
>>> Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee.
>>> ↓
>>> Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha.
>>> ↓
>>> Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha.
>>> ↓
>>> Santa Ki Bari Aaye...
>>> ↓
>>> Interviewer : Aap Nadi Ke Beech Ek Boat Par Ho
>>> Aur Apke Paas do Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai.
>>> Apko ek cigarette Jallana Hai. ? Kaise Jalaoge ?
>>> …
>>> ....
>>> .....
>>> Santa Singh Very Serious. ...
>>> Sir Iske teen-char Solutions Ho Sakte Hai...
>>> ,
>>> ,
>>> ,
>>> Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan... Batao!!!
>>> ↓
>>> ↓
>>> ↓
>>> ↓
>>> Santa Ke Out Of The World Answers:
>>> ↓
>>> Take one cigarette and throw it
>>> in the Water.
>>> ☆
>>> So the boat will become
>>> LIGHTER……..
>>> using this LIGHTER you
>>> can light the other Cigarette
>>> ▼
>>> Interviewer:- Kya Bakwas Hai...
>>> ▼
>>> ▼
>>> Santa's another deadly answer.
>>> ↓....
>>> ↓....
>>> ↓....
>>> ↓....
>>> ↓…
>>> Another solution: You throw a cigarette
>>> up and catch it. Catches win Matches.
>>> Using the matches that you win, you
>>> can light the cigarette
>>> ☆
>>> ☆
>>> Interviewer:-Stupid
>>> ↓
>>> ↓
>>> Santa :- Sir one more Solution….
>>> ↓
>>> ↓…
>>> ↓…
>>> ↓…
>>> ↓…
>>> Take water in your hand
>>> and drop it
>>> ○
>>> ○
>>> drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)
>>> ↓
>>> Interviewer:- Abey Gadhe Usse Kya hoga..
>>> ↓
>>> Santa:- Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna
>>> ↓
>>> ↓
>>> “TIP TIP barsa Pani.
>>> Pani ne aag lagayee.”
>>> us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”…
>>> …
>>> …
>>> Santa:- Sir If that was not enough, i have one more solution….
>>> ↓
>>> ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
>>> ☆
>>> ☆
>>> Start praising one cigarette,
>>> The other
>>> will get jealous &
>>> “jalney lagega”
>>> ☆☆
>>> ☆☆
>>> Interviewer Impressed
>>> ♧
>>> ♣
>>> :- Saale ko maaro goli , naukri Santa ko hee de do.....
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With Warm Regards,
Capt.R S Pathania
Chairman.
Punjab State Rajput welfare Board.
Gurmeet Kanwal
Sent from my iPhone
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