Fun Zone: Accident On The Road
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varun kumar
Jan 18, 2011, 11:35:45 PM1/18/11
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Fun Zone: Accident On The Road
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 03:26 AM PST So, while reporting a hit-and-run accident scene, the first policeman says to the second, “OK: body on the road, hands on the road, legs on the road, head on the median.” His partner writes, stops, thinks for a moment, then asks, “How do you spell ‘median’?” So the first policeman looks around, kicks the head [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 03:26 AM PST Ross and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Ross didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Ross hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 03:26 AM PST Similar SmsAaj halki halki baarish hayAaj halki halki baarish hay, aaj sard hawa ka raqs...good resolutions of new yearNew Year’s Day: Now is the accepted time to ...If one night a big fat manIf one night a big fat man jumps in at your window...Apun ek sher bolegaApun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela [...]
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Presentation Is All That Matters Posted: 18 Jan 2011 03:26 AM PST Similar SmsThe Biggest MistakeThe Biggest Mistake Of Most Of Us : We Listen Half...this love will shine throughIt may blossom in the spring, when the Sun shines ...Happy Fathers DayI”d go through stretch marks again for you. Happy ...‘Twas the Kong Before Christmas | ChrisCrossMedia Network Spotlight! 'Twas the Kong Before Christmas | ChrisCros...Hindi Broken [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:56 AM PST A Very Sad Quote.. By A True Frnd.. “When i Die, Dont Come Near My Body, Bcuz My Hands May Not Come to Wipe UR Tears Off That Time” ` Tip For Lifetime~ Try To Pretend That, You R Happy, Slowly It Becomes Your Habit & Finally It Becomes Your Character . . . ! [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:56 AM PST Subha Bijaya Dhaker Kathir Biday Sure Udas Kore Mon Chollen Ma Mahamaya Aj Ke Bisor Jon Anande Te Katuk Jato Chawa Joto Pawaami Aj Tomake Janai Subho Bijaya… ` Subha Bijaya Durga Puja Khushio Ka Ujalo Ka Ma Durga Ka Is Durga Puja Aapki Jindagi Khushio Se Bhari Ho Duniya Ujalo Se Roshan Ho Ghar [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:56 AM PST This Dussehra, may you be blessed with good fortune As long as Ganeshji’s trunk Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach Happiness as sweet as his ladoos And may your trouble be as small as his mouse Wish you and your family a fun filled Dussehra! ` An auspicious day to start with any [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:56 AM PST “A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.” - Joseph Stalin ` “We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.” - David Weatherford ` “The silence that guards the [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:56 AM PST Yahi dua karta hu khuda se, aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho, Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan, chahe unme shaamil hum na ho…… ` Har raah aasan ho, Har raah pe khushiya ho, Har din khubsoorat ho, Aisa hi poora jivan ho, Yahi har din meri dua ho, Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!! [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:25 AM PST Ho aapki life me khushiyon ka mela kabhi na aaye koi jhamela sada sukhi rahe aapka basera wish you Happy Dussehra… Similar SmsSanta Singh Ji Zebra CrossingSanta Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White...Top 10 Hindi New Year SMSPeople are searching the net for the list of New Y...Tussi Hasde Yo Sanu Hasaan VaasteTussi [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:25 AM PST pki ek baat hume bahut pasand hai ap jabbhi koi kaam kerte hain dil lagaker karte hain kyonki kyon ki dimag to apke paas hai hi nahi{ha ha} ` Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:25 AM PST Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai. ` Dard Mein Dil Ke Muskarane Se Yaad Aaye Kuch Log Purane Se Main To Do Kadam Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta Tu He Aaja Kisi [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:25 AM PST (“,) XCUSE ME! / |_ Kisi ko fikar h meri.? Ehsaas h mera.? Bas mai hi SmS karu..? Mjhe SmS kon krega..? Good evining kon khega…? Similar SmsHave a promising and fulfilling new yearNew is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirat...Happy New YearFor last year’s words belong to last year’s langua...Lindsay Lohan [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:25 AM PST Muhabbat aik aisi bhi, Khuda ki banai moti si, Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.. Aise fitrat karva chauth ki jyoti si…. ` Dhanya woh devi jo pati sukh hetu vrat paave, Dhanya woh pati jo devi roop patni paave, Dhanya woh swaroop jo Manushyata ka deep jalawe.. Karva Chauth ki Shubhkamnaye…. ` Aaye to sang [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 02:25 AM PST Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu, dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu, fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais, rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu? Happy Navratri! Similar SmsiTunes Version – Backin Up Song iTunes Version - Backin Up Song iTUNES: http://...fashion without brainToday a phone without wire is fashion. One [...]
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Posted: 18 Jan 2011 01:55 AM PST There is a truck driver driving along, and he stops and picks up a priest to give him a ride. He’s driving down the highway and he sees a lawyer along the side of the road and things, “Hot damn! A lawyer that I could run over!” So he speeds up and heads straight for [...]
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Short funny jokes-Hit by a car Posted: 18 Jan 2011 01:55 AM PST A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in Boston, Massachusetts, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. Similar SmsAll my loveAll my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy AN...Ab Naye Saal [...]
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