Well, not seeing anybody else, I'm here.
First------you will have to get your head in order and get a bit of
distance.
it's a chicken. IT is a chicken. It is a CHICKEN. It's not your child,
not your husband, not even your dog. There are millions of chickens in the
world, and they normally have a very short lifespan.
An awful lot of chickens get torn up by dogs or racoons or some other
predator, chewed on while still alive, or carried off by a hawk, punctured
by it's claws. This chicken will not go through that, with the accompanying
pain and fear. Or trucked to a processing plant, in open cages, in the
winter. I know, I've followed them down the road and felt sorry for them.
5o mph or more, down the road feathers flying through the snowflakes.
Next-----there are a couple of quick ways. One is to chop off the head.
The other is to slit the throat. Either way is quick, but you need to know
the details to do it right.
Get an apron. Blood does stain. And some Kleenex for yourself.
To chop off head you need 2 things-----a surface (block of wood works well)
and a sharp hatchet or something similar.
Gather up chicken under your left arm, hide her eyes so she is calm. Then
put her head down on the stump. You can "hypnotize" a chicken by using a
string or chalk to make a V. Put her head right on the point of the V,
stretching out the neck some, run your finger down both ways. No, I don't
know why it works, but it does. Divides their seeing somehow.
Gather up your courage and strike----once----hard!!----and don't hit
yourself in the nose on the backswing. A normal chicken will then run
around, unless you tie the legs first. They have a secondary "brain center"
somewhere in their back that sets off the running response to an alarm.
This one probably won't. They stop in a few minutes anyway.
Don't look----turn around, blow nose, give yourself a few minutes respite.
Put sick chicken and head in the trash-----where the dogs can't get it!! If
you have to, go find a big trash bin someplace behind a restaurant or
something. Or you could bag it and stick it in a freezer until trash day
next week.
Label it and make a note in the kitchen!!
Now, if you want to try the other method--------you will need some cord,
like garden twine, not crochet thread, maybe 4 feet or so, and a good sharp
knife with a point. Solid and not very wide. Steak knife.
Remember the apron and the Kleenex.
Make a loop with the cord, find someplace to hang chicken.
Gather up chicken, double the loop around legs, pull one end through the
other. Hang up chicken.
Hold head (the chicken's) with one hand, squeeze the sides a little to open
mouth, stick once, Hard!! to cut the artery in the back of the throat.
Stick a second time----Hard!----straight up through the top of the mouth
into the brain. Do not stick yourself!
Bird will hang, relaxed, blood draining out. As the last of it leaves, and
the heart runs totally out of blood the bird will kick a little. Done.
Turn your back, blow nose, give yourself a few minutes.
Now get rid of the sick chicken.
Paper bag helps. Out of sight, out of mind. It's over. On to the next
problem.
This one probably won't give you any trouble. A new prime rooster about 5
months old can be a real handful. But if they can't see, they stay
quiet-----you can wrap something around their head.
Of course there is a 3rd option----the one I prefer to use. Get my husband
to do it. Sometimes it works.
Best wishes, and a big hug,
You can do it.
Diane S.
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