'Then there was the client who approached Manhattan CPA Marc Albaum about a
very personal tax matter. "He had made some money being a sperm donor and
wanted to know if he could take a depletion allowance," Albaum recalls. "I
told him he really needed to be an oil well or something like that."'
I didn't really need that visual.
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