World Hash Events: February 2016
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Hazukashii
Jan 3, 2016, 4:59:12 PM1/3/16
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Hello hashers,
The new and improved Hash Space is now open for business . . . still the same URL, but a whole new platform, look, and feel. Check it out at http://www.hashspace.com
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Only a few hash events listed for February . . .
Feb 5-7
Party Gras 2016
Hosted by the Tuesday x3 H3 in Virginia Beach, VA, USA.
http://www.th3.org/Party%20Gras.html
Feb 14-15
Red Dress Run
Hosted by the Other Orlando H3 in Orlando, FL, USA.
http://www.o2h3.net/o2h3reddress.html
Feb 26-28
AGM
Hosted by the Hillbilly H3 in the Shenandoah River State Park, VA, USA.
https://sites.google.com/site/hillbillyh3/2016-agm
See the whole two year calendar of events at http://gotothehash.net/hashevents.html
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And now for something completely different . . .
A little Oxy . . . and heavy on the moron . . .
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
25. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
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Here is the small print . . . I am apparently a moron for continuing to produce this hash rag.
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Hashing is fun! See you on trail some day . . . :O)
On-On,
Hazukashii
http://GoToTheHash.net
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GoToTheHash page on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoToTheHash
If you have any hasher friends that would like to subscribe to this rag, let them know they can sign up by sending an email to gotothehas...@googlegroups.com
The new and improved Hash Space is now open for business . . . still the same URL, but a whole new platform, look, and feel. Check it out at http://www.hashspace.com
-----------------------------------------------------
Only a few hash events listed for February . . .
Feb 5-7
Party Gras 2016
Hosted by the Tuesday x3 H3 in Virginia Beach, VA, USA.
http://www.th3.org/Party%20Gras.html
Feb 14-15
Red Dress Run
Hosted by the Other Orlando H3 in Orlando, FL, USA.
http://www.o2h3.net/o2h3reddress.html
Feb 26-28
AGM
Hosted by the Hillbilly H3 in the Shenandoah River State Park, VA, USA.
https://sites.google.com/site/hillbillyh3/2016-agm
See the whole two year calendar of events at http://gotothehash.net/hashevents.html
-----------------------------------------------------
And now for something completely different . . .
A little Oxy . . . and heavy on the moron . . .
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
25. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
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Here is the small print . . . I am apparently a moron for continuing to produce this hash rag.
-----------------------------------------------------
Hashing is fun! See you on trail some day . . . :O)
On-On,
Hazukashii
http://GoToTheHash.net
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GoToTheHash page on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/GoToTheHash
If you have any hasher friends that would like to subscribe to this rag, let them know they can sign up by sending an email to gotothehas...@googlegroups.com
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