Hello hashers,
By now, most of you have probably heard the sad news about "The Lady in Red" . . . If not, you can read about her untimely passing -
http://www.reddressruns.org/?p=1073 - Please raise your mug in celebration of her life, and starting a now time honored ritual of the HHH World, the RED DRESS RUN.
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April is over, May is knocking on the door, and for your planning pleasure, there are 27 hash event posted below for the month of June. There are train rides, Nash Hashes, a multitude of anniversaries, and the annual NOMAD down in New Zealand. Time to book those flights. See all the scheduled events at
http://gotothehash.net
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Submissions continue to roll in for the Digital Hash T-Shirt Museum, and it is currently displaying over 1200 shirts from all over the world. I recently received submissions of the two OLDEST hash T-shirts known. The old picture of the KL HHH shirt from 1973 was believed to be the first, but thanks to Philthy and Bigamist, we now have a hash shirt from the 250th run of the Sydney H3 dated 10 July 1972. I am preparing an appropriate display for these two shirts, and you will be able to see them at
http://gotothehash.net/hashshirts.html
Help record hash history . . . All new submissions are welcome, please send close up shots of front and back, one side per picture. Do NOT send artwork, only actual printed T-shirts.
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If you have any hasher friends that would like to subscribe to this rag, let them know they can sign up by sending an email to
gotothehas...@googlegroups.com
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NOTICE: EUROHASH prices will go up by up to 100 EURO on May 1st, if you are planning to sign up, do so today.
http://eurohash.hopto.org/
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NOTICE: PANASIA registration will close on May 31st, and that will be the last day to register for Panasia Hash 2013.
http://www.panasiahash.com/
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I would like to offer a hearty congratulations and well done to the Brussels Manneke Piss H3 for hosting a fabulous Belgian Nash Hash 19-21 April. One of the best events I have attended. Also many thanks to the hashes of Denmark for their excellent trails and hospitality, during my own mini prelube catching hashes with Copenhagen H3, Aarhus H3, and Odense-Nyborg H3 before making my way to Belgium. 7 hashes in 7 days, good stuff.
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And now for something completely different . . .
More Little Johnny: One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was *highly* upsetting to her, so she hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said, "THIS is what I found in "your" son's closet." He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?" Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him."
And one more . . .
Expectations: 3 women were together for lunch (1 a girlfriend, 1 a mistress, and 1 a wife). They get into the subject of sex and decide to give their partners a little excitement. The plan was the next time they each greeted their man they were to wear black underwear, stockings, stilettos and an eye mask. They would then meet up to exchange notes. So here's how it went:
The Girlfriend: When my boyfriend came over, I greeted him wearing lacy black underwear, stockings, stilettos & an eye mask. He almost passed out with delight & we made mad passionate love all night.
The Mistress: I went over to my lover's office wearing a rain coat with a black basque, stilettos, stockings underneath. I walked up to him, put on the eye mask & opened the coat. He was speechless & we had raunchy sex all afternoon.
The wife: When my husband came home from work I met him at the door in satin black underwear, stockings, stilettos & an eye mask. He looked and laughed, walked in & said "what's for dinner Zorro?"
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For your planning pleasure, here is a list of the worldwide hash events available in June 2013. You can also see all the known events taking place the next 2 years at
http://gotothehash.net/hashevents.html
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May 25 - Jun 8
Silk Road Train Adventure
Note, this is a commercial event, buyer beware.
http://hashtravel.com/index.php/trips/details/18-silk-road-train
May 31 - Jun 2
Borneo Nash
Hosted by the Bintulu H3 in Bintulu, Borneo, Malaysia.
http://borneonashhash2013.org/
May 31 - Jun 3
NOMAD
Hosted in Mangatepopo, New Zealand.
http://nomad2013.weebly.com/
May 31 - Jun 2
Analversary
Hosted by the Pittsburg H3 in Saltsburg, PA, USA.
http://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/?page_id=885
May 31 - Jun 2
1500th Weekend
Hosted by the Glasgow H3 in Largs, Scotland.
http://www.glasgowh3.com/GH3%201500th%20formV3.pdf
Jun 7-9
Pan-Africa Hash 2013
Hosted by the Accra H3 in Cape Coast, Ghana.
http://www.accrahash.com/pb/wp_30a2e2bf/wp_30a2e2bf.html
Flyer -
http://gotothehash.net/rego/panafrica13.pdf
Jun 7-9
NC/SC Interhash
Hosted by the Columbian H3 in Batesburg, SC, USA.
http://www.ncsc2013.com/
Jun7-9
Dutch Nash Hash
Hosted by the Hague H3 near Eerbeek, Holland.
http://dnh2013.harrier.ch/
Jun 8-9
9th Batang Nash Hash
Hosted by the Bentong Ahiahs H3 in Pahang, Malaysia.
https://sites.google.com/a/batangh3.com/bh3/news/editme-1
Jun 9-16
8 in 8, and 1800th Run
Hosted by Wessex H3 and multiple other hash clubs in the UK.
http://www.hashspace.com/events/hash-8-in-8
Jun 14-16
Away Hash 2013
Hosted by the Birmingham H3 in West Mids, UK.
http://ourdvd.sharepoint.com/Pages/HashWeekend.aspx
Jun 14-16
20th Annual Red Dress Run
Hosted by the Edmonton H3 in Edmonton, Canada.
http://www.edmontonhasher.com/
Jun 14-23
Tour Duh Hash
Hosted by the many hashes of the greater Washington, DC, USA. area.
http://www.hashspace.com/events/tour-duh-hash-2013
Jun 15 - Jul 2
Vodka Train
Note, this is a commercial event, buyer beware.
http://www.hashtravel.com/index.php/trips/details/17-vodka-hash-train-2013-moscow-to-beijing
Jun 19-23
Overseas Trip
Hosted by the Port of Spain H3 in St. Lucia.
http://www.barbadoshash.com/events/POSHHStJucia.pdf
Jun 21-23
The Amazing Racist
Hosted by the VooDoo Monkey H3 in New Orleans, LA, USA.
http://www.voodoohash.com/voodoo-monkey-3-the-amazing-racist/
Jun 21-23
Hashing of the Bulls
Hosted by the Three Kings H3 in Spain.
http://gotothehash.net/rego/HOTB.jpg
Jun 21-23
MINK Interhash
Hosted by the Comotion H3 at Mark Twain Lake, MO, USA.
http://comotionh3.com/mink-interhash/registration/
Jun 21-23
1st Anniversary
Hosted by the Manchester H3 in Manchester, UK.
http://www.manchesterh3.co.uk/next-runs.html
Jun 21-23
A Midsummer Night's Hash VIII
Hosted by the Triangle H3 in Oxford, NC, USA.
http://apdew.com/photospread/AMNH/
Jun 21-23
Shetland Weekend
Hosted by the Aberdeen H3 in Lerwick, UK.
http://www.hhh.org.uk/docs/Shetland_weekend_Poster.pdf
Jun 21-23
Boot Camp-Out
Hosted by the Hill Country H3 in Moody, TX, USA.
http://www.hch3.net/nexthash.htm
Jun 28-30
Birthday Bash
Hosted by Wild Wolf in Sihanoukville, Cambodia.
http://www.wildwolf.me/
Jun 28-30
Summer Hash
Hosted by the Combined Rhine Area Packs (CRAP) H3 in Bad Munstereifel, Germany.
http://pack.bonn-h3.de/?event=c-r-a-p-summer-hash-at-scheuren-reservation
Jun 29-30
33rd Anniversary Run
Hosted by the Batang H3 in Malacca, Malaysia.
https://sites.google.com/a/batangh3.com/bh3/registration-form
Jun 29-30
1500th Trail
Hosted by the White House H3 near Washington, DC, USA.
http://www.whitehousehash.com/
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Here is the small print . . . Little Johnny did not receive a spanking for participating in the production of this rag.
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Hashing is fun! See you on trail some day . . . :O)
On-On,
Hazukashii
http://GoToTheHash.net