Hello hashers,
Welcome to the new, but probably not so improved email distribution list. There are plenty of hash discussion lists out there, but this one will be in broadcast mode only, with just this monthly rag, and an occasional special hash event announcement. If you happen to be on Facebook, you can also get various hash info from the Go To The Hash page . . .
http://www.facebook.com/GoToTheHash
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UPDATE: INTERHASH 2014 in Hainan, China. There are now well over 3000 hashers signed up.
There will be two more price increases this year for Online Registration:
http://www.stealthmps.com/interhash/interhp.aspx
US180.00 until 30 Jun 2013
US200.00 until 31 Dec 2013
US250.00 until 28 Feb 2014
So far, only FIJI is bidding for 2016. Any other hash chapters ready to step up out there, let's get those bids in.
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New EUROHASH 2013 Newsletter just published, with the latest updates from the Eurohash committee.
http://eurohash.hopto.org/promotion-material
Over 500 hashers are now registered! There is an update on pre- and post-lubes, and they are asking if there are any Hash Acts for Saturday night or bidders for Eurohash 2015. More info is available on:
http://www.eurohash.se/pre-post-lubes
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If you have read this far, maybe you can help me. I am conducting an informal survey on hash HOTSPOTS. I am looking for places to visit for 2-3 months at a time:
- Hashing at least 3 times a week, more too choose from preferred. Followed by local on-on for dinner.
- Good friendly hashers.
- Real running trails, normally 8-10 Kms (5-6 miles) or more.
- Good shiggy, but no poisonous bushes, but snakes and such are OK.
- Relatively good internet connectivity.
- Reasonable monthly rent, affordable for a retired dude.
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And now for something completely different:
PARAPROSDOKIANS... (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.
11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.
12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR.'
14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
19. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
20. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
21. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
22. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
23. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
24. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
25. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
And finally.........
26. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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For your planning pleasure, here is a list of the worldwide hash events available in March 2013. You can also see all the known events taking place the next 2 years at
http://gotothehash.net/hashevents.html
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Mar 1-3
International Hash Challenge
Hosted by the Petaling H3 in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
http://ph3.org/hc/
Mar 1-3
Jazz FUNeral
Hosted by the Crescent Shiggy H3 in New Orleans, LA, USA.
http://www.csh3.com/p/jazz-funeral.html
Mar 1-3
Where Is Everybody Hash Beach Weekend
Hosted by the Everyday is Wednesday H3 in Ocean City, MD, USA.
http://www.ewh3.com/store-2/
Mar 2-4
50th Ride
Hosted by the Perth Crankers H3 in Dwellingup, Australia.
http://www.hhh.asn.au/eventspdf/20130302pch3.pdf
Mar 3-10
Skispedition
Hosted by the Aberdeen H3 in Les Arcs, France.
http://www.aberdeenhhh.com/
Mar 8-10
Bike Week
Hosted by the Daytona Beach H3 in Daytona Beach, FL, USA.
http://www.dbh3.us/bike2013.shtml
Mar 8-10
700th Celebration Run
Hosted by the Cutlery H3 in Yeppoon, QLD, Australia.
http://www.hhh.asn.au/eventspdf/20130308ch3.pdf
Mar 8-10
Green Dress Run
Hosted by the Savannah H3 in Savannah, GA, USA.
http://savh3.com/
Mar 14-17
Green Dress Run
Hosted by the Philadelphia H3 in Philadelphia, PA, USA.
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16818&cat=256
Mar 15-17
St Patty's Day Weekend
Hosted by the BVD H3 in Melbourne, FL, USA.
http://www.brevardhosting.com/bvdh3bvdh3/BVDH3/annual_events.html
Mar 15-17
Green Dress Run
Hosted by the Portland H3 in Portland, OR, USA.
http://pdxgreendress.blogspot.com/
Mar 15-17
St. Patrick’s Day Hash
This is a special event, as there is no regular hash in Recife, Brazil.
http://www.facebook.com/events/442522839137108/
Mar 22-24
13th Annual Green Dress Run
Hosted by the Oklahoma City Wild Wild West H3 in Oklahoma City, OK, USA.
http://www.eventbrite.com/org/113963197?s=12058474
Mar 29-31
A Very Sloppy Easter
Hosted by the Prague H3 in Prague, Czech Republic.
http://gotothehash.net/rego/ph3sloppyeaster.pdf
Mar 29 - Apr 1
Easter Challenge
Hosted by the Aberdeen H3 in Aberdeen, UK.
http://www.aberdeenhhh.com/
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Here is the small print . . . No homeless bums were rousted in the production of this rag.
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Hashing is fun! See you on trail some day . . . :O)
On-On,
Hazukashii
http://GoToTheHash.net