No, it's just the node dependency thing...
I wish everything was just a simple GET and POST interface with keys and IDs like GAS, otherwise it is as if they've made it deliberately difficult right?
Very very simple boilerplate I'm using on replit and then I'll probably pass it along to GAS for the logic but that's silly if I could somehow get GAS to get it done on its own...
Another option is compute engine because the free tier is enough for this simple task however I've been having bizarre chmod 755 problems so ... Like as if that feature was just turned off or something