@Fired

[bsergean]

To me @Fired would be the right way to report a programmer is fired
for using such lame code or not knowing what reddit is. It could also
save some paperwork and drama.

[Cowan]

Brutal.

"Hey, Dave, did you see the commit spam for revision 23601?"
"No, why?"
"You'll see..."

File: Whatever.java
Lines: 1 added, 0 changed, 0 deleted
-----------------------------------------------------------
}

+ @FiredForWritingThisRubbish("Dave")
public static void
createAndInitializeSingletonBeanManagerFactoryStrategyAdapter() {

"Whaaaaa?!?"

:)

[Benjamin Sergeant]

Plus it's a win-win, because the fired employee will have some free
time to surf the web and learn all the cutting edge technology
everyone should know by now, like APDB.

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Announcing-APDB-The-Worlds-Fastest-Database.aspx

- Benjamin, from the NODB team.

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[Leo Deegan]

@Fired. Lol, good stuff. I got to carve out some time this weekend to add all these new annotations. +1 for going post-relational. I think database replication alone is enough reason to question the use of relational for large datasets.

[Benjamin Sergeant]

Actually when I mean NODB it's really not saving anything to disk.
Super speedup, and honestly who cares about that tweet that you posted
2 years ago (about NoSQL !) !

The Linux system call to make sure everything is flushed to /dev/null
and enforce NOPERSISTENCE could be fsuck.

- Benjamin

[Leo Deegan]

Niice. How does solid state play into this?

[Leo Deegan]

@Fired is now part of version 1.0.1. Thanks for the suggestion.

On Apr 2, 11:49 am, Leo Deegan <leodee...@google.com> wrote:
> Niice. How does solid state play into this?
>

> On Fri, Apr 2, 2010 at 11:19 AM, Benjamin Sergeant <bserg...@gmail.com>wrote:
>
>
>
> > Actually when I mean NODB it's really not saving anything to disk.
> > Super speedup, and honestly who cares about that tweet that you posted
> > 2 years ago (about NoSQL !) !
>
> > The Linux system call to make sure everything is flushed to /dev/null
> > and enforce NOPERSISTENCE could be fsuck.
>
> > - Benjamin
>

> > On Fri, Apr 2, 2010 at 9:25 AM, Leo Deegan <leodee...@google.com> wrote:
> > > @Fired. Lol, good stuff. I got to carve out some time this weekend to add
> > > all these new annotations. +1 for going post-relational. I think database
> > > replication alone is enough reason to question the use of relational for
> > > large datasets.
>

> > > On Thu, Apr 1, 2010 at 10:17 PM, Benjamin Sergeant <bserg...@gmail.com>

> > > wrote:
>
> > >> Plus it's a win-win, because the fired employee will have some free
> > >> time to surf the web and learn all the cutting edge technology
> > >> everyone should know by now, like APDB.
>

> >http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Announcing-APDB-The-Worlds-Fastest-Da...

>
> > >> - Benjamin, from the NODB team.
>

[Benjamin Sergeant]

I'm really proud I could contribute to open-source for the better part
of humanity (no code but thorough ideas/concept at least). Good thing,
because maybe my code contributions would have been annotated as
"Fired".

Cheers,
- Benjamin