I thought about you all day .....tomorrow will be the same .

[Murli dhar Gupta]

Hasna hamara kisi ko ganvara nahi hota, har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota, Milte hai bahut log is tanha zindagi me, Par har DOST tumsa PYARA nahi hota… *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko, Par khuda se badhkar DOST mila humko Na rahi kisi jannat ki tamanna, Ae DOST teri dosti se itna pyar mila humko!! *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Na saathi koi,na humsafar koi Na hum kisi ke,na hamara hai koi Par aapko dekh kar keh sakte hai Ke Pyaara sa DOST hamara bhi hai koi.. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wo baat kya karu jiski khabar hi na ho, wo dua kya karu jisme asar hi na ho. Kaise keh du aap ko lag jaaye meri umar, kya pata agle pal meri umar hi na ho. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Samne ho Manzil to Rasta na Modna, Jo Mann me ho wo Khwab na Todna. Har Kadam pe Milegi Kamyabi Aapko, Bus Sitare Chhunney ke liye Kabhi zamin na Chhodna. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* One of the best thoughts I have ever come across practically :- “There’s no market for your sorrows in this world, so never advertise them” *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Naseeb naseeb ki baat hoti hai, Khushiyo ki bhi kabhi shaam hoti hai. Mushkile u hi khatam nahi ho jaati hai, Iske piche bhi kisi ki fariyad hoti hai *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ghum me mohabbat ko bhula naa dena, mere pyaar ko yu mita naa dena. Deewanoon se bhi zyada karta hoon mohabbat, gair keh ke mujhe thukra naa dena. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Sada khush rakhna mere khuda usko, tere farishtay b dien dua usko. Dien usko uski chahat se ziada, Maange qatra to mile DARIYA usko *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Life may not be da party we hoped for, but while we’re here, we might as well dance. Never let yesterday’s disappointmnts overshadow tomorrow’s dreams. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* YOU know..? What’s d Best thing about our Friendship..? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. It’s d FIRST word of this Message..;-) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Life means: A winter evening, 6 friends, Mild Rain, 6 cups of tea. Life means: Hundred bucks of petrol, 2 rusty old bikes, And an open road. Life means: Maggi nodles, A hostel room, 3.25 a.m. Life means: 1 Prep leave, 1 night, 1 book, 8 dufers. Life means: 6 old friends, 6 separate cities, 6 cofe mugs, n 1 internet mesenger. Life means: 1 girl, 1 number, 4 friends, n a fight. Life means: Friends. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Har khushi dil ke kareeb nahi hoti, zindgi gum se door nahi hoti. Sanjokar rakhna ye dosti humari, ye dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti.

Formula 1 Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai. Formula 2 Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare. Formula 3 Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe. Formula 4 unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose. Formula 5 uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye. Formula 6 Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi. Formula 7 unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega. Formula 8 agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur bhi karib aate jaenge. Formula 9 Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega. Formula 100 Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko dekhte hi impress ho jaengi. Formula 11 Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko Funny SMS yaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge. Formula 12 Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai. Formula 13 Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai. Formula 14 Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai. Formula 15 Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha frankly unse mile. Formula16 Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai. Formula 17 agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling bantkar khush aur impress hongi. Formula 18 aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good Morning SMS bhejkar karen. Formula 19 Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai. Formula 20 Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal sakti hai. Formula 21 Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai. Formula 22 Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar ki tarah react kare. Formula 23 agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte. Formula 24 Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare, isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi. Formula 25 Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane rahenge. Formula 26 unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi. Formula 27 Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le. Formula 28 jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune. Formula 29 Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe. Formula 30 Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake hand jarur kare. Formula 31 Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target karke Loveable song jarur gaye. Formula 32 Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge. Formula 33 agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye jaruri sabak hai. Formula 34 Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare. Formula 35 agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se Pyar badata hai. Formula 36 agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol nikalkar jarur de. Formula 37 unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe, Lekin ek limit me hi. Formula 38 agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai. Formula 39 aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe. Formula 40 Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega. Formula 41 Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny Shayari Collection) Formula 42 agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar unhe impress kar sakte hai. Formula 43 agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye.

My dear friends, Here there are something comedy shyris for u. AAP AYE BAHAR AI, AAP AYE BAHAR AI, AAP AYE BAHAR AI, VARNA ANDER HI THI

Dostaan Nu Har Mehfil Vich Yaad Karange, Hamesha Rabb Da Dhanwaad Karange, Na Milya Si, Na Milega Tere Jeha Dost, Ajj Hi Nahi Hamesha Es Gal Te Naaz Karange… ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde vekhan waale bada pasand karde sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de sanu vi sohna bana Rabba nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Tare shonk da nahi attbar sanu,Aa dekh sada intezar aaja.. Je lahni e yarri tu GOGNA nal,Sade samne tu ik baar aaja.. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si. Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya? Chuha kehnda, “Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke” ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ lion ne zoo me 4 srdaro ko maar daala. monkey ne lion ko puchha sirf srdaro ko hi kyu mara lion=kuch nhi yar,aaj punjabi khane ka mood tha ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Ohne Dukh Dita Assi Seh Gaye Na Kujh Kehn Joge Reh Gaye Ohne Zakhm Hi Inne Gehre Ditte Assi Hanju Te Tanhayian De Raah Pai Gaye… ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Waqt Beeteya Oh Juda Ho Gye Ona D Judai De Tarrey Gwah Ho Gye Jina Nal Wafa Nibhaun D Kasam Khadi Aj Ohiyo Kyun Bewafa Ho Gye Kal Sade Lyi Jaan Dinde C Jo Aj Gair Kyun Ona De Khuda Ho Gye ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dil Raaji Hou Taan Dass Devi Majboor Tenu Assi Karde Nai Duniya Te Yaar Hor Bathere Per Assi Kise Te Marde Nai Eh Janam Tere Naa Laa Ditta Tenu Agle Janam Ch Tang Karde Ni… ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Nee Tu Aj V Yaad Auni Ae Nee Tu Aj V Tadfauni Ae Lokaan Nu Taan Keh Dahida K Bhul Gayi Ae Main Te Mera Rabb Janda Nee Tu Aj V Yaad Auni Ae, Nee Tu Aj V Tadfauni Ae Duniya Moore Tu V Jhutha Hass Leh Yaad Tainu Vi Sadi Kadhe Kadhe Taan Aundi Ae Yaad Tainu Vi Sadi Kadhe Kadhe Taan Tadfaundi Ae ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Kade Ishq Hi Sada Sab Kuch C Jad Tu Hi Sada Dilbar C Aaj Tu Hi Sade Kol Nahi Ta Par Kite Vade Bhulde Nahi Kha Ke Chota Ishq Diya Hun Hanju V Aakha Cho Dulde Nahi ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~