"In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day.
It's either that or buy a new golf ball."
~ Gene Perret
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"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness."
~William Wordsworth
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"If your opponent hasn't played the course before,
don't be a spoilsport and ruin all the surprises."
~ Bob Hope
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"The handicap a player reports should always be regarded as his opening offer."
~ Lee Trevino
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"When you look up and cause an awful shot, you will always look down again at exactly the moment
when you ought to start watching the ball if you ever want to see it again."
~ Nancy Lopez
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...and overheard at the practce range....