Done the rounds earlier....but what the hic, hic.!!!

[Dr. Pradeep Rao]

Side effects of alcohol ... And remedies!!!   ALCOHOL.......   1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet. Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet). Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights. Cause : You're lying on the floor. Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry. Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink! 4. Symptom : The floor is moving. Cause : You're being dragged away. Cure: At least ask where they're taking you! 5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks. Cause : You have your glass on your ear. Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!       6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. Cause : You're in the wrong house.. Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.       7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause : You're in an ambulance. Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.