VANDAL WILL BE FOUND (this is a joke)

[Logan Dugas]

To the vandal of the the men’s third floor bathroom,

Vandal you will be found! 

I take upon myself the mantle of responsibility to expose this rat scallion. How dare you dishonor our sacred bathroom!!! My current hypothesis is that the vandal is likely to be found amongst the many depraved men  who exits the bathroom sans washing their hands, wiping their filth upon their pants. 

You will not escape my righteous judgement!! 

Joking aside, in my opinion this event was certainly an accident. Someone likely leaned on the divider and it broke from the wall or may have tripped and stumbled into the divider. These thing happen. The building is old, please just let chuck know. It’s a mistake and no one will be mad at you for a mistake. 

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[Bernardo Barea Lopez]

These past two days with that thing down have been very revealing. Coincidentally, every time I went to the bathroom with that thing down a another person has been there as well with me. All I can say is that guys in the polymer department wear very nice watches!

Cheers people. It’s awesome outside today. Enjoy.

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