Bill Guzzman's Extravaganza - (Furniture for sale)

[William Guzman]

Hey everyone,

Have you ever wondered why your clothes are piled up on your chair? Are you searching for a place to host a romantic dinner for 2 (or 4, we don't judge)? Maybe even something to hold your TV as you "Netflix-and-chill" so you don't have to! Well, look no further because Bill Guzzman's furniture store is now open with three pieces of fine furniture. Prices are negotiable!

• Wood dresser with mirror - $100 (real natural wood, owweeee wow!)
• Folding dinner table with four chairs - $75 (fun for you and your friends, owweee wow!)
• TV stand - $50 (Netflix-and-chill, owwee wow!)

Please let me know if you are interested, and I can send photos of each item! Also, know that every dollar you spend will go towards fighting crime in the Hattiesburg area.***

Finest Regards,

Will Guzman (on behalf of Bill Guzzman, crime fighter)

***No crime will actually be fought. This is only a joke. Please don't sue me. Ask Nick Enos if you would like to know more about the joke. Thanks!