Stored procedures are unsupported in
github.com/go-sql-driver/mysql.
The reasoning: database/sql does not support retrieving multiple result sets, it would need a connection.NextResult().
The driver tries to follow database/sql as close as possible and does not support multiple results either.
Stored procedures might return multiple results, so support for them must be signalled with a flag on connection.
The driver doesn't do that because it could not support it in all cases.
Ergo, no stored procedures.