In yesterdays VTM we were given a rather troublesome task to do by the ever lovable Sarge. Basically we had to knockout another group of kindred as many times as we could for points, only catch was that due to the vinculum in our system we could not actually hurt each other. Well that complicates things and to make it worse our opponents took the first chance to jump ship and head to the mainland. I tried to pursue them but they ditched their boat and swam down the canal into a sewer grate. However the damned sewer was goddamned maze so pursuit was kinda hard and so I decided to fuck that there gotta be another way.
Meanwhile the Torrie, Funky played by Kwang (what kind of name is that?) met up with Madam Rose whom we've met before and she was kind enough to give us the number of contact of hers who was an expert hunter on kindred. Funky got on the phone with the "Hunter" and tried to negotiate a deal, it didn't go smoothly at first but eventually we got a meet. Later we regrouped and tried to plan our next move and agreed that "Hunter" was our best bet only problem was we couldn't afford his ludicrous fee, which was 100k like dayum son. So we met up with "Hunter" or rather his proxy a ghoul named Josh, "Hunter" spoke to us remotely via a speaker using his ghoul as a sock puppet and we were able to appeal to his good nature and got him to half his price down to 50k. So the deal was that he would eliminate... I mean knock out our targets for us while we found somewhere secure to hunker down during the day, he impressed upon us multiple times how good he was and so agreed to his deal.
Next we decided that storage unit facility would be good place for us to hide out since there was security and it was automatically sunproof if we took the basement levels. At the time this seemed like a sound plan, until the next night when Jesus played by Navin decided to take a foray topside and decided to snack on one of the guards there. He got caught by security who were curious as to how he got in coz they didn't see anyone get in and the security footage shows nobody got in, uh oh... remember that this was a storage facility not a boarding house so it was illegal for us to squat there. Needless to say the authorities contacted me coz the storage was rented under my name, so I had to come by and bail Jesus out. So I came there from the storage unit sneaking out and walking back into the facility via the front door again and proceeded to make up cock-a-mamie story about Jesus having prior convictions and a propensity to break into places now and again for kicks and begged the police not to put Jesus in jail coz I promised his Abuela that I'd get him outta trouble. Eventually I was able to "convince" the police to lay off Jesus in return for a meeting with some of my close friends, the Benjamins to be exact a total of five of them. So then I had to sneak back into the storage unit to get the money and come back again via the front door and then pass the "Benjamins" to the cops discreetly tucked in between an exercise book. The cops laid off Jesus and after that me and Jesus decided to blow off some steam by visiting Madam Rose's, I had a particular fetish to fulfil and Madam Rose's was the only place able to accommodate to my needs. So I picked out the photocopier lady package and got pick out the girl and everything and had a REALLY good time, dayum Madam Rose's IS THE BEST! Later we decided against better judgement to sneak back into the storage facility to rest for the day, wonder how that will return to bite us the ass?
So the next night despite my desire to simply "torpor" away the night I got awakened by loud banging sounds outside. James our Auspex guy played by Alex was able to determine that it was people opening the shutters of the storage units open one by one. Those bastards from the other team hired goons to take us out, damnit! So we tried to sneak out but there was too many of em and they covered the exits well, no choice... it's ass kicking time! The rest of the crew were successful at taking potshots at the thugs while tried to grab one and drain of blood unsuccessfully coz the thugs were kinda strong, I said fuck this and decided to just Jeet-Kune-Do their asses instead and that worked magnificently my potence filled kicks were one shotting the thugs and soon we took out almost all of the thugs. We tried to question one but he was bleeding to death and too delirious that his bullets did next to nothing to us kindred, so instead we tried to go up the stairs and I get shot again by another pair of thugs but my kindred body soaked the bitch like a pro. James and Funky went pulp fiction on their asses and ventilated them. Next we had to sneak out coz the security guards were still at the place laughing their asses off since they got bribed by the thugs to turn off the security cameras and access to storage lockers. Funky contemplated taking them out and taking their money but I said fuck that man, we gotta get out of here while we can we don't want to attract too much heat to ourselves. So we got in my car and we decided to drive back to my place in Upper Los Angeles to rest for the day, if Hunter fulfilled his promise he woulda taken out our rivals and we would win but only time will tell...
Until next time guys, see ya around!