Fw: Salesmanship - Gujarati Model

[rakesh bansal]

 

Jaa....Machhli Pakad Ek 'Shopping Mall' ne ek naya Gujarati Baniya Salesman 'hire' kiya. 'Sale' badhne lagi................Din dugni, aur raat chauguni.... Boss ne socha is ladke se milna chahiye. Boss Mall par aaya; usne dekha ki naya 'salesman' ladka ek customer ko 'fishing-rod' bech raha tha. Woh door se hi khada ho kar usko customer se deal karte hue dekhne laga. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di........ Customer ne puchha kitne paise, ladka bola "Rs.800/-". Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke jooton (Shoes) ko dekha aur bola, "Itne Mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek Sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye." Customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye !! Ab ladke ne kaha, " Dariya kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega". Customer ne cap bhi kharid li! Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchh eatables, wafer, biscuits, vagairah bhi lejayiye." Customer ne woh bhi kharid liye....! Ladka bola,"Machli pakdenge to use rakhenge kahan? Yeh ek Rs. 100/- ki tokri bhi le lijiye, bahut achcha rahega". Customer ne woh bhi kharid li..!! Ab total bill bana Rs.2000/- ka. * Boss bahut khush hua.  Usne ladke ko bulaya aur kaha "tum to kamal ke salesman ho. ..!! Woh aadmi fishing rod kharidane ayaa... aur tumne usey itna saara samaan bech diya, very good..!!" Ladka bola.."Sir, woh aadmi to "Stayfree" napkin pads kharidne aayaa tha apni biwi ke liye; maine kaha,"chaar din tak tu ghar mein kya karega ? Jaa... Machhli Pakad "!!