Fw: CREATIVE DOCS!

0 views

Skip to first unread message

rakesh bansal

unread,

Mar 21, 2011, 7:35:30 AM3/21/11

to bhal...@gmail.com, pradee...@yahoo.com, sco...@yahoo.com, Abha bansal, Ajit Dinker, Akhilesh Garg, Altaf Lal, Aneesh Bansal, Anil Rathi, Arvind Govil, Col. Bhakuni, dhirendra Singh, Dr Rajeev Anand, Dr.Kishan Kumar Gupta, Dr.Rajeev aggarwal, gzb georgian, hemant kumar, irda, juhi, kgmc group, manvendra kumar, Mohit Dutta, Mukesh Bansal, Navneet, neha bansal, Nishta Aggarwal, parakh Govil, pramod kumar, Printer1, puneet gupta, R.P. Singh M.D., rail resrveation, Rakesh Bansal, ravi bhaiya, renu lal, S M Agarwal, Sanjay Chaturvedi, sanjay jain, Sanjeev sahni, Santanu mitra, Seema Gupta, SUDEEP CHATURVEDI, vimay aggarwal, vineet sharma

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a
practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist;
they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and
Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" This
was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"......No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"....thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"....still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt
Holes".......unacceptable again !
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts".....not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts".....no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks".....still no good.
"Loons and Moons".....forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones--Odds and Ends"
Everyone loved it.

--

Reply all

Reply to author

Forward

0 new messages