Sea Ghost - 2004

[david sartison]

A drilling platform off the Gulf of Mexico raises the worst, most
incompetent CGI sea creature that you're likely ever to see from deep
under the ground. It breaks free of the containment that it's being
held in and goes on a rampage. Apparently it can change people's
perception of reality to (I have no clue either). The government is
trying to keep this particular oil rig secret, if only the Producers
of Jim Wynorski's latest in a LONG series of awful movies dating back
to 1990 (when he made his last enjoyable film) opted to do the same
thus sparing us 94 minutes of our lives that will never be returned.
Avoid this incompetent trash like Paula Poundstone and you were an
orphan. The thing is if it wasn't for the CGI it wouldn't be THAT bad.
Don't get me wrong it would still suck, just not as much. Eye Candy:
Glori-Anne Gilbert dances topless for no reason whatsoever.