Fwd: Unemployed Indian doctor in US
रमेश संपिगे
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Subject: Unemployed Indian doctor in US
An Indian Doctor couldn't
find a job in any Hospital in the US-- so he opens a clinic and puts a
sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 -
IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and
goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Doctor : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in
patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Doctor: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Doctor: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time
for restoring my taste"
Indian: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later
determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "
Doctor : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But this is $20, not $100"
Indian : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
You can't beat Indians !!
Don't know who wrote this. Hats off to him / her though.
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