power of thought

[diddly-dee]

I've always been pretty cynical about telekenesis but desperate times
call for desperate measures. As such, in the disappointing absence of
a resale so far, I reckon we should all concentrate really hard on
visualising Bono having an accident (nothing life-threatening of
course should his lawyers be reading this, just him tripping over one
of his stupid hats or him banging into a lamp-post at night which he
couldn't see cos he had his ridiculous sunglasses on even though it
was dark) that puts him out of action until, say, July 2011 so all the
U2 fans who only bought Glasto tix just to go and see U2 won't bother
going and there'll be thousands more tickets in the Spring resale for
the rest of us?

[Chris Forshaw]

Haha that's so funny

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