Ajab Desh ki Gajab Kahani !!

[Naresh Kumar]

*Ajab desh ki gajab kahani * *!!*

1. We live in a nation where Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and SIM Card is
free.
2. Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
3. Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
4. Students with 45% get in elite institutions through quota system and
those with 90% get out because of merit.
5. Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating
the money
to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 crores and we are
still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.
6. Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables,
that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
7. Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path
to be famous.
8. Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year
while public
transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
9. Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavors and dish wash
liquids
with real lemon.

*Think about it!*

- If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get .....
12 years
hard labour in an isolated prison .....
- If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ..... detained
indefinitely .....
- If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ..... shot ......
- If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ...... jailed
......
- If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get .....
kidnapped and may
be never heard of - again ....
- If you cross Venezuelan border illegally, you get ..... branded as a
spy and your fate sealed ......
- If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ..... thrown into a
political prison to rot .....
- If you cross the British border illegally, you get ..... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence .....

*Now ....*
if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get ...

1. A ration card
2. A passport (even more than one -if you please!)
3. A driver's license
4. A voter identity card
5. Credit cards
6. A Haj subsidy
7. Job reservation
8. Special privileges for minorities
9. Government housing on subsidized rent
10. Loan to buy a house
11. Free education
12. Free health care
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi , with a bunch of media morons and a bigger
bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause
14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about
in your own country !
15. And of-course ..... voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who
will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your
votes !!! and
16. Right to fight election for MLA or MP

*Hats off ..... to ......*

1. Corrupt and communal Indian politicians
2. The inefficient and corrupt Indian police force
3. The silly pseudo-secularists in India , who promote traitors staying
here
4. The amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system. That's why
people like Afzal Guru are still alive.
5. WE self centered Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the
dangers to our own country.
6. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that
terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when
human beings were human beings.

*THE MINIMUM U CAN DO IS FORWARD THIS TO ALL -** **INCREDIBLE **INDIANS!*
* **Pray.....Do.....Achieve*






*Thanks & Regards*

*NARESH KUMAR*


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