RESIKLO means RECYCLED : notes on the MetroManila FilmFest

[Spanx]

Isn't anyone at MTRCB or the OMB aware that
Plagiarism is Intellectual PIRACY?

It's bad enough that the MetroManila Crapfest
is shoved down our collective throats
every Christmas Day,


but when Pinoy movie producers force us to swallow
regurgitated crap like RESIKLO a.k.a. Transformers,
DESPERADA, a.k.a. Desperate Housewives,


or give us utterly predictable sequels like
SHAKE RATTLE & ROLL 9 (!)
the Pinoy version of the endless Friday the 13th series,

Vic Sotto recycling Dolphy's penchant for
30-years-younger leading ladies in ENTENG KABISOTE 4 (!),

BAHAY KUBO ,
"Mano Po" recycled without the eyeliner
that makes Tisoys look like Chinoys,

SAKAL SAKALI SAKLOLO,
a recycled "Kasal, Kasali, Kasalo",

a recycled Joseph Estrada, Sen. Jinggoy
in Katas ni Erap, errr, KATAS NG SAUDI,

and Manny Pacquiao trying to recycle
another career from his boxing success,
acting very much like a wooden statue
as some sort of NPA rebel in the woods,
who gets a "woodie" when he sees Ara Mina,
in the recycled-ly titled ANAK NG KUMANDER...



ANAK NG RESIKLO!!!

Buti na lang maraming dibidi sa QUIAPO!!!

 

 

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spanx' blog:
http://spankyenriquez.blogspot.com/

 

[Buddy Love]

Katas ng Saudi is a recycled "Anak" where Gov. Vilma Santos delivered a tour-de-force performance of an OFW struggling to reconnect with her kids who just know her as the person who regularly sends them money.

--
"Fall Down 7 Times, Get Up 8"