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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation
in Jerusalem
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While they were there,
the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You
can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have
her shipped back home for $5000The husband thought about it and
told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.
The undertaker asked him,
"why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you
could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost
$150????"
The husband replied,
"Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days
later, rose from the dead. I Just cant take that chance!"
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