[Get My Opinion] Voice Mail Better than Real Person? You Decide

[Ms. Knowitall]

Question: Why can't I stop myself from chatting on peoples answering machines and voice mail as if I were talking to a real person?

Opinions:
Sigmund Fraud: Vell, it vould seem dat you have a deeply surrrrrrpresst need to hear yourself talk or perhaps your subconcious mind perceives da beep of de voice mail or anzering machine as a green flag dus allowing itself the luxury of freedom to tink.

Angry Mike: Get some friends! Maybe if you weren't such a kook, your friends would pick up the phone and answer da calls, ya FREAK! Youse know they are home, just waiting for you to STOP TALKING TO THEIR ANSWERING MACHINE!

Bernadette, the North Jersey Waitress: Aw Darlin, I knows what you mean. Don'tcha lissen to Angry Mike. I do somes of my best thinking while I'm talking on my girlfriends voice mail. Youse just reminded me, I need to give her a ring, I can't rememba the last time I actually spoke ta her.

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Posted By Ms. Knowitall to Get My Opinion at 6/10/2008 05:26:00 PM