Lies, Lies, and More Damned Lies

[dwms]

Is there no end to the lies the man will tell?

Last night he claimed that he'd been shot at!

I was trying to recall the calamities he has encountered over
the past few years...

* Heart surgeries (two)

* Spine surgery (one)

* Burglaries (two)

* Shootings (one, so far)

* Ingestion of rat poison

* Excessive oozing

* Excruciating leg pain

* Addiction to self-defibrillation

Who else do we know that could rival these fantastic tales?

The man should put his imaginative energies to paper and
support himself writing these stories for profit.

There seem to be some people who still believe this crap
he comes up with. I am no longer among the gullible.

dwms