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Subject: New University- Innovative Degree!
A new UNIVERSITY has come into being, with an innovative, unparalleled, and new DEGREE!
With the march of time, new curriculams are conceived and marketed!
See, if you qualify!
HURRY. UNPRECEEDENT RUSH FOR ADMISSIONS.
BACHLOR'S DEGREE IN CORRUPTION.
Bachelor's degree of corruption
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National Corruption Institute Of India ( NCII)
Affiliated To Both Houses Of Indian Parliament
Listed on the World Corruption Index as the World's Best C-School
Invites Applications for 3 Years Undergraduate Bachelors Degree in
Corruption. (BDC)
Earn your BDC from the World's Most Reputed Institute for Corruption
Studies
OUR COMPREHENSIVE SYLLABUS INCLUDES:
Financial Theory and Practice
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Transfer of funds through HAWAALA for creation of MASS GHOTALA
FINANCIAL NETWORKING -Movement of money through well engineered networks
between State Party Units and Central Party Unit.
Solicitation methods to increase donations towards Party Fund.
Theory and application of Popular BRIBE concepts and methods like Chai
Pani, Parcel, Change, Mithai Box, Gift Box , Color TV, Foreign Trip and the
ever popular Children's School Fees
Public Relations (PR) and Media Management
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Learn how to be MISQUOTED BY THE MEDIA.
Learn to say the right things to be QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT.
Excellent training in PARTY SPOKESMANOLOGY .Learn how to argue on TV with
other Party people on TV like Professor Manish Tewari and Professor Ravi
Shankar Prasad.
Develop public gestures like NAMASTE and HAND WAVING.
Learn the art of proving all allegations as めSELESS AND POLITICALLY
MOTIVATED䠠
Effectively refute STING OPERATIONS. Advanced course in proving that VIDEO
FOOTAGE IS FALSE AND MANIPULATED.
Law and Order Module:
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In this module you will learn how to:
Commit MURDER and RAPE
Bring LOCAL POLICE under your control
Get BAIL super fast if you are ever arrested.
Apply and get speedy ANTICIPATORY BAIL so you donⴠget arrested in the
first place!
FIGHT ELECTIONS FROM JAIL! Special lectures by visiting Professors
Shahbuddin and Pappu Yadav!
Advanced Riotology
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Methods to build your own storage houses for HOCKEY STICKS AND WEAPONS to
engineer riots.
Identify and develop your own fuel depots for easy and widespread dispersal
of RIOT FRIENDLY PETROL TANKERS
Form effective partnerships with local liquor stores for easy procurement
of DESI DARU to get rioters high and ensure awesome rioting!
Full study in CONTEMPORARY BUS BURNING. New age exciting methods for
INSTANTANEOUS BUS COMBUSTION.
Introductory Kashmir method of inciting riots through STONE THROWING.
Actual rioting demonstrations under the expert tutelage of Professor Pravin
Togadia.
Gain Extensive Knowledge From Our Faculty Of World cl-ass Professors
Special Courses In:
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"2G SPECTRUM" 㠁 Telecommunications Perspective" By Professor Andimuthu
Raja
''Flat Taking From Army Jawan'' By Professor Ashok Chavan
''The Correct Standard of Clean'' By Professor Lalit Bhanot
''Sports Medal or No Medal, In Corruption Always Get Gold Medal'' By
Professor Suresh Kalmadi
"Application of Corruption on Non Human Species 㠓tealing Money for
Cattle Fodder" By Professor Laloo Prasad Yadav
"Building A Corridor For The Taj Mahal Can Cost More Money Than Building
The Taj Mahal Itself" By Professor Mayawati Kumari.
...And Many Many More..!!
SO FORGET ALL B-SCHOOLS, BE COOL,
JOIN NCII THE C-SCHOOL IF U WANT TO SUCCEED IN NEXT GENERAL ELECTIONS
-2012
ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA FOR CANDIDATES IS ......
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1. MUST HV SWINDLED AT LEAST RS.100/-CRORES
2. MUST HV COMITTED ONE/TWO MURDERS & 2/3 RAPES
3. AT LEAST 10 CRIMINAL CASES MUST BE PENDING IN VARIOUS COURTS IN INDIA
4. MUST HV BEEN IN JAIL FOR ATLEAST SIX MONTHS WIHTOUT BAIL
5. MUST HV ATLEAST ONE ACCOUNT IN SWISS BANK OR EQUIVALENT
6.MUST HV CONTACTS AT THE RIGHT PLACES LIKE P.M's OFFICE etc....
JOIN NCII, IT IS THE BEST!!!