Very enterprising car washers

[Sandman]

I was with my daughter shopping at Sainsbury, we did notice the huge numbers of seagulls flying around and swooping down, when the shop was done, we were wheeling the trolley to the car when down swooped a gull and shit all over the meat in the trolley, we then noticed the car washers were opening loaves of bread and feeding the gulls, the reason so many were there, my daughter got the right hump and stormed back into the supermarket with the meat, I stayed with the car and started looking at the other cars in the car park, at least one in four were shit on at least once, which the car cleaners took advantage of, the manager came out and had a go at them telling them to stop the feeding, and he would be announcing to customers of the danger the gulls are.