Rebirth

[Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly]

The Angels Saga

REBIRTH

by

Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly

Copyright Daly Clan Books 6179 SC

Stories:

Rebirth

Rebirth II

Penoniel's Ultimatum

Jehovah God Daly

Xaddadaxx the Archer

Rebirth

'Her name is Avalon. Avalon Daly,' said Taylor Swift, wife of Cherubim Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly.

Avalon had blonde hair, looked cute, and had a wonderful smile. Cosadriel was instantly attracted to her.

The years passed, and Avalon was good at athletics, and liked to drink beer. She found her way, one afternoon, in her mid 20s, to Az's bar, in Zaphona City. Cosadriel and Azrael were there.

'Hey, its Moron and Idiot, the Dunderhead brothers,' said Avalon, sitting down at the table Azrael and Cosadriel were sitted at.

'I don't believe I've had the pleasure,' said Cosadriel, looking at the blonde beauty.

'Avalon. Avalon Daly. Daughter of Daniel and Taylor.'

'You're pretty hot,' said Cosadriel.

'Father warned me about you two. Said you would both corrupt me. I felt it was time to be indoctrinated. This is my new hangout. I'll kick your arse at cricket Cosadriel. I'm a lethal bowler and batter. Dad has prayed 12,000 prayers for my success at the sport.'

'My, you are a go getter, aren't you,' said Azrael.

'You bet buster,' replied Avalon.

The two Seraphim angels looked at her. She smiled warmly, glowed even, and seemed to radiate this incredible love towards them both.

'I'll marry one of you one of these days,' she said. 'Whoever comes out top.'

'Really,' said Cosadriel.

'I'm sure you will,' said Azrael.

'And why is that?' asked Cosadriel.

'Dad said you two would have to fight it out for my hand in marriage. I've been rigorously trained on sarcasm, believe me, and I'm up for being the new member in your dismal tag team.'

'She's got spunk,' said Cosadriel to Azrael.

'That she has,' said Azrael. 'Bah, you can have her. I'm getting too old for this shit,' said Azrael.

Avalon reached out and put her hands around Azrael's neck. 'You're not getting away with it that easy, buster. You'll fight for my love yet, or my name isn't Avalon Taylor Jane Daly.'

Azrael smiled, and gently removed the hands.

Avalon hung around all afternoon, but eventually left, not before kissing them both on the forehead and saying she loved both of them very much.

When she'd gone, Azrael looked at Cosadriel. 'Never met anyone like her,' he said.

Cosadriel nodded. He'd already made the commit. He'd chase her alright. And he'd land her as well. Of that much he was darn sure.

The End

Rebirth II

'My name is Ellenderikelle Caslyiverra Maryanna Daly. But you can call me Ellen. My mother is Katy Perry, and my father is Daniel Daly,' said the Raven haired beauty.

'Right,' said the angel Devuel. 'Good to know. My twin's new bitch. How old are you then?'

'18,' she replied.

Devuel gave her a good long hard look. She looked like Katy. Looked like her father as well.

'What do you want?' he asked her.

'I'm a virgin,' she said. 'Do you want to remedy that?'

He looked at her, as she took off her top, and stood there, quite magnificent breasts showing to the world. After they'd made love, Ellen said to him. 'You'll marry me of course. We're eternal. You and me forever babe. You'll never let me go. Mum was too hardcore for you in the end. Too religious. But I'm your cup of tea, munchkins. I've been rigorously trained by both parents to facilitate your need to be male,' she said sarcastically.

'My need to be male,' repeated Devuel.

'Yes sir,' she said saluting him.

Devuel grinned. This was interesting.

'I'll cater for you,' she said.

'You will,' he said.

'I'll give you kids,' she said.

'And what do you ask in return?' asked Devuel.

'Just your eternal love and devotion, swettie,' said Ellen.

'That you might have,' he said.

'You better,' she said. 'You just took my virginity buster, so I'm yours. And I'm not the cheating kind.'

Devuel nodded, as Ellen put her head on his chest in the bed, and stroked his chest.

'I'll love you forever Devvie. I understand your imperfections, and your dark side. I won't leave you.'

'Thanks kid,' said Devuel. He was, indeed, thunderstruck. Completely.

The End

Penoniel's Ultimatum

'Listen dickhead,' began Penoniel the Seraphim's twin, Peladiel. 'You are gay. I accept that. But I don't accept it. Get over being gay, transform yourself in 95% heterosexual and 5% bisexual, or I won't talk to you for periods of 1 millions years at a time, with a day of conversation only in between them.'

'Suits me,' said Penoniel. 'If you don't love me anyway, you wouldn't care to talk to me much and show mercy.'

'It is because I have your best interests at heart that I've always been so tough,' replied Peladiel. 'But you maintain your faggotry despite countless theological corrections.'

'What defines 5% bisexual?' he asked her.

'5 years each century I will tolerate you bedding your toy boy as long as you give me half the time also.'

'Fine,' he said, and took off his ring of his married husband. 'I'll divorce him. I'll give you the next 95 years.'

She looked at him, and caught herself. 'What the fuck?' she asked him.

'Fine. You win. I don't need that lifestyle so much anymore. It's been a rush, and I like it a lot, but women fuck just as well as men. You'll do Pelly.'

'Oh. Ok. Good,' she said softly. 'You really mean it?'

'I'll move in next week. Give the man the word, and that will be it. He's probably ready to move on in life again anyway. It's been interesting.'

Peladiel looked at him, still not sure how to process the information. 'Um. Ok. I'll expect you and your stuff next week then.'

'I have a flat near Terraphon. Let's move there for a while.'

'Ok,' she said. 'If that is what you want.'

'I got over it a few centuries back, Peladiel. It's just a rush. A feeling. A pizazz, but it's not an orientation. I know that much is true. Just a pride which people try and maintain. Just something we get into for a while, often out of rebellion, and often because we like weird things. It's all I really think now looking back. I liked being special for a while.'

Peladiel nodded. 'Well, ok. Well, I'll see you then.'

When he left, Peladiel sat there, on the couch, stunned. Then, not knowing what to really do, she got the vacuum cleaner started, and started cleaning up. The wife in her clicked into gear, and soon she was making plans, and soon she was, indeed, making plans.

The End

Jehovah God Daly

Wolfgang and Cherubim Daniel Thomas Andrew Daly were having a chat.

'Well, actually,' said Daniel. 'You were adopted.'

'I had a feeling I wasn't completely a deBear,' replied Wolfgang.

'You're actually a Daly, my boy. We placed you in the DeBear clan because you are like them in many ways. But not completely biologically. O'Dalaigh runs through your blood.'

'Fascinating,' said the Theophany.

'We took out membership for you in the clan a while ago. Your membership number is 11396. Website is www.dalyirishclan.com .

'What are the perks?' asked God.

'Superior status as the greatest of the Irish tribes, and a lecture from old Cyril when you turn a googolplex.'

'I'll look forward to it,' said God.

'Do that,' replied Daniel.

The End

Xaddadaxx the Archer

Xaddadaxx the Archer of the Realm of Infinity, an angel of adventure, sat with Saruviel of Eternity, long time best buddy.

'Tell you what,' said Xad. 'If I can draw a longbow and aim, hit an apple at 1 kilometre, you give me your copy of 'Amazing Wonder Kid' number one.'

'You're not that good yet,' said Saruviel. 'What type of longbow, though?'

'It has the range. It's one of my own designs. It flies, baby.'

'A kilometre, you say?'

'I'll put the apple up outside your Kalphon office. Measure of a kilometre.'

'Do it blindfold, and wager your copy of 'Amazing Wonder Girl' number one, and it's a bargain.'

Xad spluttered a little, and looked at his buddy. 'Blindfold? I've got buckleys and none.'

'What? Chicken?' said Saruviel.

Daraqel looked at Saruviel. 'He's suckered you Alex.'

'It's a deal,' said Xaddadaxx.'

Saruviel looked at Daraqel. 'What the hell is that supposed to mean?'

'You'll see,' said Daraqel.

It took them a few hours, but they'd set up the apple, and marked off the distance, and Daraqel was with Xaddadaxx, with a very healthy looking longbow, and had a walkie talky with which he could talk to Saruviel, who was at the target. And a small crowd had gathered.

'Bastard is ready to shoot,' said Daraqel into the microphone.'

'Roger. Blindfold bastard,' said Saruviel. And spin him around a bit.'

Daraqel affixed the blindfold to Xad, and said to him, 'he wants you spun around a bit.'

'Fine,' said Xad.

Daraqel spun him around,' and said. 'Right. Shoot.'

Xaddadaxx took his bow, and wet his index finger, sticking it in the air to feel the wind. Then he steadied, aimed and released.

'Watch yourselves,' said Daraqel. 'Arrow has been released.'

The arrow flew and it flew and it flew, and very shortly afterwards came sailing into Kalphon, and hit the apple dead centre.

Saruviel glared at the arrow sticking in the dartboard they had used, and said to a workmate,'check that apple for a homing beacon please.'

The apple was summarily chopped up, but appeared innocent of any charges. Shortly Xad and Daraqel arrived, and they looked at the apple in pieces.

'How'd I do?' asked Xaddadaxx.

'How did you do it?' asked Saruviel.

'I've been flingin slingers for aeons,' said Xad. 'Eventually you learn a thing or two.'

The angel of adversity looked at the apple, and looked at his buddy. For once he was impressed. Very, very impressed.

The End