Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

[KAMAL KUMAR GHOSH]

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

LAW  OF  QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW  OF  TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW  OF  MECHANICAL  REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to  itch.

LAW  OF  THE  WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW  OF  THE  ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH  THEOREM: When the body is fully wet or  immersed in water, the door-bell or telephone rings.

LAW  OF  ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW  OF  THE  RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW  OF  BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATRE  RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW  OF  COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

                                           

Have a nice day !!!!!

K K GHOSH
1986/MECH

[UTPAL MAZUMDER]

Good one...

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[shashi bhushan singh]

nice one sir...


On Sun, 30 May 2010 13:18:36 +0530 wrote

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Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State
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>LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will beginto itch.LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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>LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the nextmorning you will have a flat tire.BATH THEOREM: When the body is fully wet or immersed in water, the door-bell or telephone rings.LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are withsomeone you don't want to be seen with.LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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>THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to dosomething which will last until the coffee is cold.

Have a nice day !!!!!
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>K K GHOSH
>1986/MECH

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