Fwd: Lexophile

[Amit Vijaywargiya]

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From: Salil Garg <salil...@gmail.com>
Date: Sat, Oct 24, 2015 at 8:03 PM
Subject: Lexophile
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This is clever!
 

Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words,

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such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish",

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or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless"

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

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.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you've seen one shopping Centre you've seen a mall.

.. Police were called to a day care Centre where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the crop:

 .. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.

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Amit Vijaywargiya
ACE(C)
NPCIL Anushaktinagar Mumbai 400094
Ph: 9869697530