Fwd: Jewish And Italian Mothers

[Amit Vijaywargiya]

True for Indian Mothers also.

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From: Salil Garg <salil...@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Feb 23, 2016 at 5:41 PM
Subject: Jewish And Italian Mothers
To:

JEWISH  MOTHER           The year   is 2020  and the United States has elected the ​  first woman as  well as the first  Jewish president, Susan ​  Goldfarb. She calls up her mother a few weeks after ​  Election Day and says, “So, Mom, I assume you’ll be ​  coming to my inauguration?”           “I don't  think  so, It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as ​   young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up ​  again.”            “Don’t worry about it Mom, I’ll send Air Force One to pick ​  you up and take you home and a limousine will pick you ​  up at your door.”   “I  don’t know.  Everybody will be so ​  fancy-schmantzy what on earth would I wear?”  Susan replies, “I’ll make sure you have a wonderful ​  gown, custom-made by the best designer in New York.”    “Honey,”  Mom  complains, “you know I can’t eat those ​  rich foods you and your friends like to eat.”           The President-to-be responds, “Don’t worry Mom.  The ​  entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer ​  in New York, kosher ​ ​ all the  way.  Mom, I really want you ​  to come.”           So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2021 ​ ​ Susan Goldfarb is being  sworn in as President of the United ​  States. In the front row sits the new  President’s mother ​ ​ who ​  leans over to a senato ​r​ sitting next to her and  says, “You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah ​  becoming President of the United States??”            The Senator whispers back, “Yes I do.” Mom says  proudly,  “Her brother is a doctor.”              ................................................................................................................................................................................     ITALIAN MOTHER            Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love ​  and that he is going to  get married.  He says, “Just for ​  fun, Mama I’m going to bring over three women and ​  you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”    The mother agrees.              The next day he brings three beautiful women into the ​  house, sits them down on the couch and they chat for ​  a while. He then says, “Okay, Mama, guess which one  ​ I’m going to marry?     Mama says  immediately, “The one on the right.”     “That’s amazing,  Mama.  You’re right. How did you know?”     Mama replies:  “I  don’t like her.”

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Amit Vijaywargiya
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