Fw: [B H F] The 12 Days of Rehab

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Subject: [B H F] The 12 Days of Rehab

> The 12 Days of Rehab
> John Weidlich
> I got this from another list and loved it. I've given the author proper
> credit here. Enjoy.
>
> Here is a silly song I wrote that I hope you might find amusing. It can be
> sung roughly to the melody of the Twelve Days of Christmas John .
> The Twelve Days of Rehab
>
> Intro: The first time I called Rehab, they told me I would need
>
> An eye exam to see what I could see.
>
> The next time I called rehab, they assigned to me
>
> A friendly rehab counselor, and here's what she gave to me.
>
> On the first rehab visit my counselor gave to me, a white cane because I
> can't see.
>
>
>
> 2. On the second rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,Lots of paper work
> And
> a white cane because I can't see.
>
>
>
>
>
> 3. On the third rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
>
> Hand-held magnifiers, Lots of paper work And a white cane because I can't
> see.
>
>
>
> 4. On the fourth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
>
> Talking clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of paper work And a
> white cane because I can't see.
>
>
>
> 5. On the fifth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
>
> A CCTV, talking clocks and watches, hand-held magnifiers, lots of
> paperwork
> And a white cane because I can't see.
>
>
>
> 6. On the sixth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
>
> A golden lab a-barking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I
> can't
> see.
>
>
>
> 7. On the seventh rehab visit, my counselor gave to me, A new computer
> talking, all that other stuff And a white cane because I can't see.
>
>
>
> 8. On the eighth rehab visit, my counselor gave to me,
>
> Braille and cooking lessons, all that other stuff And a white cane because
> I
> can't see.
>
>
>
> 9. On the ninth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
>
> A Victor Stream downloading, all that other stuff And a white cane because
> I
> can't see.
>
>
>
> 10. On the tenth rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
>
> A Braille embosser brailling, all that other stuff And a white cane
> because
> I can't see.
>
>
>
> 11. On the eleventh rehab visit my counselor gave to me,
>
> college courses for taking, all that other stuff And a white cane because
> I
> can't see.
>
>
>
> 12. On the twelfth rehab visit my counselor said to me,
>
> "Your case is closed," but there's no job for me.
>
> But that's ok, because I stillgot to keep the college courses, the Braille
> embosser, the Victor Stream, the Braille and cooking lessons, the talking
> computer, the guide dog, the CCTV, the talking clock and watch, the
> hand-held magnifier, the paperwork and-the white cane because I can't see.
>
> Merry Christmas
>
>
>
>
>
> Merry Christmas With a Capital C.!!
>
>
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