Fw: I Need A Raise

[george bybee]

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From: "Era Brown" <era....@sbcglobal.net>
To: <Undisclosed-Recipient:;@smtp105.sbc.mail.mud.yahoo.com;>
Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2010 12:43 PM
Subject: [Blind Ambitions Groups] I Need A Raise

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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Gladys Hammic
> To: Nancy Adkins ; Era Mae Brown ; Gloria Fay Roguemore ; Louise Tidwell
> Sent: Tuesday, August 17, 2010 4:31 PM
> Subject: FW: I Need A Raise
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> THIS IS TOO FUNNY! J
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> A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
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> B: Sure, come on in. What can I do
> for
> you?
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> A: Well sir, as you know, I have been
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> an employee of this prestigious
> firm
> for
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> over ten years.
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> B: Yes.
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> A: I won't beat around the bush. Sir,
> I would
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> like a raise. I currently have four
> companies
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> after me and so I decided to
> talk to you first.
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> B: A raise? I would love to give you
> a
> raise,
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> but this is just not the right
> time.
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> A: I understand your position, and I
> know that
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> the current economic down turn has
> had a
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> negative impact on sales, but you
> must
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> also take into consideration my
> hard
> work,
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> pro-activeness and loyalty to
> this company
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> for over a decade.
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> B: Taking into account these factors,
> and
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> considering I don't want to start
> a
> brain
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> drain, I'm willing to offer you a
> ten
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> percent raise and an extra five
> days of
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> vacation time. How does that
> sound?
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> A: Great! It's a deal! Thank you,
> sir!
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> B: Before you go, just out of
> curiosity,
> what
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> companies were after you?
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> A: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas
> Company,
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> Water Company and the Mortgage
>
> Company!
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