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Seth
Dec 10, 2008, 10:01:43 PM12/10/08
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I found this on Joie To The Max ( http://joietothemax.wordpress.com )
and couldn't help posting my own asinine responses, being sorta-Jewish
and all.
But I figured it will give everyone here something to do. My responses
are seperate below.
Pre-Christmas Survey
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1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
2. Real tree or Artificial?
3. When do you put up the tree?
4. When do you take the tree down?
5. Do you like eggnog?
6. Favorite gift received as a child?
7. Hardest person to buy for?
8. Easiest person to buy for?
9. Do you have a nativity scene?
10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
16. Lights on the tree?
17. Favorite Christmas song?
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s?
20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
23. Favorite ornament theme or color?
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
25. What do you want for Christmas this year?
26. Will you bake any cookies?
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And my evil, dark humor responses:
1. Neither - I’m a grinch and don’t give out presents
2. Chanukah Bush
3. Depends when Chanukah starts
4. When it catches on fire
5. Yes.
6. Legos
7. Anyone (see #1)
8. Myself
9. Does that mean I’m naked?
10. Hallmark is evil.
11. A dead mouse. No, MURDERED actually. Don’t ask.
12. A Christmas Story
13. I hate shopping (also see #1)
14. Does wrapping paper count?
15. Potato latkes (for Chanukah)
16. The chanukah bush is not UL listed
17. Marilyn Manson “Dope Show”
18. I never travel anyway
19. Venison. Stew. Loin. Medallion. Sausage. Jerky. Rudolph. Buck.
20. Jewish Star
21. Which one comes first?
22. People. Just leave the trees and the twinkly lights and go away.
23. Theme? Flogging and Crucifixion as an S/m Scene
24. One of #19
25. A mannequin, a full-time day job, and a gallon of Haagen-Dasz.
26. No, I just eat someone elses.
(no offense intended to anyone)
and couldn't help posting my own asinine responses, being sorta-Jewish
and all.
But I figured it will give everyone here something to do. My responses
are seperate below.
Pre-Christmas Survey
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1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
2. Real tree or Artificial?
3. When do you put up the tree?
4. When do you take the tree down?
5. Do you like eggnog?
6. Favorite gift received as a child?
7. Hardest person to buy for?
8. Easiest person to buy for?
9. Do you have a nativity scene?
10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
12. Favorite Christmas Movie?
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas?
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present?
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas?
16. Lights on the tree?
17. Favorite Christmas song?
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home?
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s?
20. Angel on the tree top or a star?
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
23. Favorite ornament theme or color?
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner?
25. What do you want for Christmas this year?
26. Will you bake any cookies?
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And my evil, dark humor responses:
1. Neither - I’m a grinch and don’t give out presents
2. Chanukah Bush
3. Depends when Chanukah starts
4. When it catches on fire
5. Yes.
6. Legos
7. Anyone (see #1)
8. Myself
9. Does that mean I’m naked?
10. Hallmark is evil.
11. A dead mouse. No, MURDERED actually. Don’t ask.
12. A Christmas Story
13. I hate shopping (also see #1)
14. Does wrapping paper count?
15. Potato latkes (for Chanukah)
16. The chanukah bush is not UL listed
17. Marilyn Manson “Dope Show”
18. I never travel anyway
19. Venison. Stew. Loin. Medallion. Sausage. Jerky. Rudolph. Buck.
20. Jewish Star
21. Which one comes first?
22. People. Just leave the trees and the twinkly lights and go away.
23. Theme? Flogging and Crucifixion as an S/m Scene
24. One of #19
25. A mannequin, a full-time day job, and a gallon of Haagen-Dasz.
26. No, I just eat someone elses.
(no offense intended to anyone)
plane...@hotmail.com
Dec 11, 2008, 12:32:53 AM12/11/08
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I swear I could do surveys everyday...
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Gift Bags-- my wrapper paper jobs make
people give me a look like I killed their cat (sorry mboy)
2. Real tree or Artificial? invisible...oooh aaaah
3. When do you put up the tree? I used to put one up, but then
realized that I don't care enough to waste the effort. I leech off of
other peoples holiday cheer
4. When do you take the tree down? see #3
5. Do you like eggnog? NOO it freaks me out actually
6. Favorite gift received as a child? probably lego train I got in 1st
grade...I stayed up all night putting it together
7. Hardest person to buy for? I am a terribly uncreative gift giver..I
stick with gift cards
8. Easiest person to buy for? see #7
9. Do you have a nativity scene? no
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? oh- yea I suppose I should start
doing that..Im still letting my mom include me on hers to weasel out
of it
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? When I was in 1st grade
(big christmas for me apparently) my mom gave me this shirt with a
little cowboy on it and I think she made it for me herself. Anyways
this is all on video, and I open it, and look at it, and close the box
back up and say "no!". I apparently didn't like it, and really was
unhappy about getting it. I don't understand why--and whats so weird
is I feel SO BAD about it EVEN TO THIS day. Right now- my heart hurts
a little from how rude I was that christmas. I've apologized to my
mom a thousand times since then, and she didn't even remember the
first time I brought it up years later. The video is funny though
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? I don't think I actually have one
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? typically christmas eve
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? no-- what kind of
person do you think I am!?
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Im not gonna lie- Im a fan of
christmas cookies!
16. Lights on the tree? see tree related questions that have scrolled
off the screen and Im too lazy to scroll to the number
17. Favorite Christmas song? anything by Trans-siberian (i know i
know, but I did like them way before they were super popular) or
Manaheim steamroller
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? stay home, light a fire
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s? Blitzen, Rudolf, flitzen,
gritzen... yea I have no idea
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Jesus kill the tree questions
already why do you care about my damn tree so much!?
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas Eve
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? The onslaught of
christmas tree related questions on random online surveys...and the
insistence on people to say "merry christmas" instead of "happy
holidays" and then to argue about it like it actually matters
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? red, glass
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? beef tenderloin?
25. What do you want for Christmas this year? Roland TD-20S vdrums so
I can stop pissing off the neighbors...but I don't think that will
happen.
26. Will you bake any cookies? without a doubt
Steve
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Gift Bags-- my wrapper paper jobs make
people give me a look like I killed their cat (sorry mboy)
2. Real tree or Artificial? invisible...oooh aaaah
3. When do you put up the tree? I used to put one up, but then
realized that I don't care enough to waste the effort. I leech off of
other peoples holiday cheer
4. When do you take the tree down? see #3
5. Do you like eggnog? NOO it freaks me out actually
6. Favorite gift received as a child? probably lego train I got in 1st
grade...I stayed up all night putting it together
7. Hardest person to buy for? I am a terribly uncreative gift giver..I
stick with gift cards
8. Easiest person to buy for? see #7
9. Do you have a nativity scene? no
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? oh- yea I suppose I should start
doing that..Im still letting my mom include me on hers to weasel out
of it
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? When I was in 1st grade
(big christmas for me apparently) my mom gave me this shirt with a
little cowboy on it and I think she made it for me herself. Anyways
this is all on video, and I open it, and look at it, and close the box
back up and say "no!". I apparently didn't like it, and really was
unhappy about getting it. I don't understand why--and whats so weird
is I feel SO BAD about it EVEN TO THIS day. Right now- my heart hurts
a little from how rude I was that christmas. I've apologized to my
mom a thousand times since then, and she didn't even remember the
first time I brought it up years later. The video is funny though
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? I don't think I actually have one
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? typically christmas eve
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? no-- what kind of
person do you think I am!?
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? Im not gonna lie- Im a fan of
christmas cookies!
16. Lights on the tree? see tree related questions that have scrolled
off the screen and Im too lazy to scroll to the number
17. Favorite Christmas song? anything by Trans-siberian (i know i
know, but I did like them way before they were super popular) or
Manaheim steamroller
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? stay home, light a fire
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s? Blitzen, Rudolf, flitzen,
gritzen... yea I have no idea
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? Jesus kill the tree questions
already why do you care about my damn tree so much!?
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? Christmas Eve
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? The onslaught of
christmas tree related questions on random online surveys...and the
insistence on people to say "merry christmas" instead of "happy
holidays" and then to argue about it like it actually matters
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? red, glass
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? beef tenderloin?
25. What do you want for Christmas this year? Roland TD-20S vdrums so
I can stop pissing off the neighbors...but I don't think that will
happen.
26. Will you bake any cookies? without a doubt
Steve
lam...@gaybelgium.be
Dec 12, 2008, 6:37:18 PM12/12/08
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1. Wrapping paper or gift bags?
2. Real tree or Artificial?
3. When do you put up the tree?
4. When do you take the tree down?
5. Do you like eggnog?
6. Favorite gift received as a child?
7. Hardest person to buy for?
8. Easiest person to buy for?
9. Do you have a nativity scene?
10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? can't remember
2. Real tree or Artificial?
3. When do you put up the tree?
4. When do you take the tree down?
5. Do you like eggnog?
6. Favorite gift received as a child?
7. Hardest person to buy for?
8. Easiest person to buy for?
9. Do you have a nativity scene?
10. Mail or email Christmas cards?
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? The wizard of oz
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? never
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? no
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? french fries
16. Lights on the tree? no
17. Favorite Christmas song? this is Halloween by Danny Elfman
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? stay home
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s? rudolp, noosy, blunder and
blix
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? no
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? no presents at all
this year
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? the entire show
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? none
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? chocolate cake
25. What do you want for Christmas this year? a blue-ray player
26. Will you bake any cookies? no
Yes i hate Christmas, sorry can't help it.
It is for me the worst time of year.
Mr.HCI
Dec 13, 2008, 6:26:14 PM12/13/08
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1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? -- both
2. Real tree or Artificial? -- rea, dammit!!!
3. When do you put up the tree? -- after we buy it
4. When do you take the tree down? -- January 6 (the 12th day of
Christmas)
5. Do you like eggnog? -- NO
6. Favorite gift received as a child? -- Thingmaker by Mattel
7. Hardest person to buy for? -- my father
8. Easiest person to buy for? -- my eldest niece (she loves jewelry
and I like shopping for it for her)
9. Do you have a nativity scene? -- nope
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? -- mail
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? -- clothes of any sort
when I was a child -- give me TOYS!!!
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? -- "A Christmas Story" I guess --
favorite TV specials are "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "A
Charlie Brown Christmas"
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? -- when I find something
I think someone will like
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? -- I don't *think*
so . . .
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? -- food
16. Lights on the tree? -- last year it was red, gold and purple
lights and I loved it
17. Favorite Christmas song? -- so many! uh . . . "Carol of the
Bells" or "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? -- stay home with my hubby
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s? -- yes
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? -- star
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? -- morning
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? -- family-related
stress
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? -- uh . . . angels?
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? -- food
25. What do you want for Christmas this year? -- to get married
26. Will you bake any cookies? -- I'm making peanut brittle and almond
toffee bark at this very moment!
2. Real tree or Artificial? -- rea, dammit!!!
3. When do you put up the tree? -- after we buy it
4. When do you take the tree down? -- January 6 (the 12th day of
Christmas)
5. Do you like eggnog? -- NO
6. Favorite gift received as a child? -- Thingmaker by Mattel
7. Hardest person to buy for? -- my father
8. Easiest person to buy for? -- my eldest niece (she loves jewelry
and I like shopping for it for her)
9. Do you have a nativity scene? -- nope
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? -- mail
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? -- clothes of any sort
when I was a child -- give me TOYS!!!
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? -- "A Christmas Story" I guess --
favorite TV specials are "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" and "A
Charlie Brown Christmas"
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? -- when I find something
I think someone will like
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? -- I don't *think*
so . . .
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? -- food
16. Lights on the tree? -- last year it was red, gold and purple
lights and I loved it
17. Favorite Christmas song? -- so many! uh . . . "Carol of the
Bells" or "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? -- stay home with my hubby
19. Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer’s? -- yes
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? -- star
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? -- morning
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? -- family-related
stress
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? -- uh . . . angels?
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? -- food
25. What do you want for Christmas this year? -- to get married
26. Will you bake any cookies? -- I'm making peanut brittle and almond
toffee bark at this very moment!
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