Mandatory Gay Questionnaire

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Nov 29, 2008, 1:27:48 PM11/29/08
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I found this gay questionnaire online... figured it would be fun to
take and maybe we should make it mandatory for all group members...
haha

Enjoy...

1] If you were to throw a dinner party which combination of persons
would constitute a perfect guest list ?

a] Humphrey Bogart, Winston Churchill and Sir Alf Ramsay
b] William Shakespeare, Bruce Forseph and Cherie Blair.
c] Sir Isaac Newton, Tommy Cooper and Paula Radcliffe.
d] Judy Garland, Kylie Minogue and David Beckham.


2] What would be your idea of a perfect holiday weekend ?

a] Amsterdam's Red light district with a few aging hippies and a shed
load of condoms.
b] A visit to the Guinness museum in Dublin.
c] Cheese rolling in the Gloucestershire Hills.
d] Tickets to watch Barry Manilow in San Francisco.


3] Which of these films would you prefer to watch ?

a] Apocalypse Now.
b] Pulp Fiction.
c] The Shawshank Redemption
d] The Wizard of Oz


4] When you fight with your partner you :

a] Calmly discuss the issue with your partner, taking time out if
needed.
b] Why fight? Nothing in a relationship is worth fighting about.
c] Shout, shout, shout. You're the king/queen of yelling and crying.
d] Turn it into some kind of weird sadomasochistic sex session that
involves masks, chains and posters of Marlon Brando in 'On the
Waterfront'.


5] Given the choice, I would:

a] Choose a job that is stable and financially secure.
b] Choose a job that offers variety/ travel, although slightly
unstable/ insecure.
c] Choose a job that allows me to express my opinions freely and that
is open to change.
d] Choose any job where men shower communually.



6] When assessing other people, I usually:

a] Have a rational explanation for my judgment.
b] Ask lots of quickfire questions to see how they react.
c] Rely more on a 'gut feeling'.
d] Look at their butt's.


7] If I were a car, I would most resemble a:


a] Bentley : Stately, sophisticated and expensive.
b] Nissan Primera: Detailed, reliable, quality-oriented.
c] VW Beetle: Carefree, enthusiastic, easy-going.
d] Range Rover Vogue : Good looking and accommadating with a rear axel
to die for.


8] Felching is :

a] In Teutonic folklore, the act of killing a vampire by putting a
stake through his heart.
b] A small village in Dorset.
c] A technique Twitchers use to attract migrating birds.
d] You know perfectly well what felching is you dirty bitch.


9] You're at the peak of passion with someone you recently started
dating, when you suddenly realize that you're all out of protection.
Do you:

a] Cool the fires until another time.
b] Throw on the closest article of clothing and run out to the store.
c] Say a prayer and get it on.
d] Ask the couple next to you whether they have anything you could
use.


10] Nightclub's that you go to invariably :

a] Turn out to be a disappointment. People can be so boring when they
drink too much.
b] Far too loud. I would prefer no music so that people could chat
easily to one another without shouting.
c] Great fun. I could dance all night and often do.
d] Turn it into some kind of weird sadomasochistic sex session that
involves masks, chains and posters of Marlon Brando in 'On the
Waterfront'.



Mostly A's : You are as straight as they come. Boringly so perhaps.

Mostly B's : You are predominantly straight and enjoy nothing more
than 'a night out with the boys'. However on rare occasions the
feminine side of you may surface. You have perhaps watched 'Shirley
Valentine' without forward fasting it to the tit bit.

Mostly C's : What have you and saloon doors in Cowboy movies got in
common ?.
You both swing both ways.
Some would argue that you get the best of both world's. Other's would
say that you are a greedy bastard who doesn't know his arse from his
elbow. You decide.

Mostly D's : Let's face it, you are as Camp as Christmas. If anyone is
likely to spend his life travelling up and down the Cadbury Canal it's
you. And under no circumstances get sucked into a marriage of
convenience. Elton John might have got away with it for a few years
but don't tell me his Rocketman didn't meet up with Benny and the Jets
occasionally during that time. An arse bandit is an arse bandit simple
as.

My answers are:
1) c
2) b
3) b
4) b
5) c
6) c
7) c
8) d
9) b
10) b

So that is 5 b's, 4 c's, and 1 d. Damn... this thing is pretty
accurate... haha

Peace,
AJ

Mr.HCI

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Nov 29, 2008, 1:44:21 PM11/29/08
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> 1] If you were to throw a dinner party which combination of persons
> would constitute a perfect guest list ?
>
> c] Sir Isaac Newton, Tommy Cooper and Paula Radcliffe.

> 2] What would be your idea of a perfect holiday weekend ?
>
> c] Cheese rolling in the Gloucestershire Hills.
>
> 3] Which of these films would you prefer to watch ?
>
> a] Apocalypse Now.

> 4] When you fight with your partner you :
>
> b] Why fight? Nothing in a relationship is worth fighting about.

> 5] Given the choice, I would:
>
> c] Choose a job that allows me to express my opinions freely and that
> is open to change.

> 6] When assessing other people, I usually:
>
> c] Rely more on a 'gut feeling'.

> 7] If I were a car, I would most resemble a:

> c] VW Beetle: Carefree, enthusiastic, easy-going.

> 8] Felching is :
>
> d] You know perfectly well what felching is you dirty bitch.

> 9] You're at the peak of passion with someone you recently started
> dating, when you suddenly realize that you're all out of protection.
> Do you:
>
> a] Cool the fires until another time.

> 10] Nightclub's that you go to invariably :
>
> b] Far too loud. I would prefer no music so that people could chat
> easily to one another without shouting.

> Mostly C's : What have you and saloon doors in Cowboy movies got in
> common ?.
> You both swing both ways.

Ha! WRONG!!!

> Some would argue that you get the best of both world's. Other's would
> say that you are a greedy bastard who doesn't know his arse from his
> elbow. You decide.

Some are idiots.

Straight Scally

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Nov 29, 2008, 2:15:03 PM11/29/08
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my answers


>
> 1] If you were to throw a dinner party which combination of persons
> would constitute a perfect guest list ?
>
> a] Humphrey Bogart, Winston Churchill and Sir Alf Ramsay X
> b] William Shakespeare, Bruce Forseph and Cherie Blair.
> c] Sir Isaac Newton, Tommy Cooper and Paula Radcliffe.
> d] Judy Garland, Kylie Minogue and David Beckham.
>
> 2] What would be your idea of a perfect holiday weekend ?
>
> a] Amsterdam's Red light district with a few aging hippies and a shed
> load of condoms.
> b] A visit to the Guinness museum in Dublin. X
> c] Cheese rolling in the Gloucestershire Hills.
> d] Tickets to watch Barry Manilow in San Francisco.
>
> 3] Which of these films would you prefer to watch ?
>
> a] Apocalypse Now.
> b] Pulp Fiction. X
> c] The Shawshank Redemption
> d] The Wizard of Oz
>
> 4] When you fight with your partner you :
>
> a] Calmly discuss the issue with your partner, taking time out if X
> needed.
> b] Why fight? Nothing in a relationship is worth fighting about.
> c] Shout, shout, shout. You're the king/queen of yelling and crying.
> d] Turn it into some kind of weird sadomasochistic sex session that
> involves masks, chains and posters of Marlon Brando in 'On the
> Waterfront'.
>
> 5] Given the choice, I would:
>
> a] Choose a job that is stable and financially secure.
> b] Choose a job that offers variety/ travel, although slightly X
> unstable/ insecure.
> c] Choose a job that allows me to express my opinions freely and that
> is open to change.
> d] Choose any job where men shower communually.
>
> 6] When assessing other people, I usually:
>
> a] Have a rational explanation for my judgment.
> b] Ask lots of quickfire questions to see how they react.
> c] Rely more on a 'gut feeling'. X
> d] Look at their butt's.
>
> 7] If I were a car, I would most resemble a:
>
> a] Bentley : Stately, sophisticated and expensive.
> b] Nissan Primera: Detailed, reliable, quality-oriented.
> c] VW Beetle: Carefree, enthusiastic, easy-going. X
> d] Range Rover Vogue : Good looking and accommadating with a rear axel
> to die for.
>
> 8] Felching is : I CHEATED ON THIS ONE AND GOOGLED IT. EWWWW.! I'LL GO WITH MY FIRST ANSWER.
>
> a] In Teutonic folklore, the act of killing a vampire by putting a
> stake through his heart.
> b] A small village in Dorset. X
> c] A technique Twitchers use to attract migrating birds.
> d] You know perfectly well what felching is you dirty bitch.
>
> 9] You're at the peak of passion with someone you recently started
> dating, when you suddenly realize that you're all out of protection.
> Do you:
>
> a] Cool the fires until another time.
> b] Throw on the closest article of clothing and run out to the store. X
> c] Say a prayer and get it on.
> d] Ask the couple next to you whether they have anything you could
> use.
>
> 10] Nightclub's that you go to invariably :
>
> a] Turn out to be a disappointment. People can be so boring when they
> drink too much.
> b] Far too loud. I would prefer no music so that people could chat
> easily to one another without shouting.
> c] Great fun. I could dance all night and often do. X
> d] Turn it into some kind of weird sadomasochistic sex session that
> involves masks, chains and posters of Marlon Brando in 'On the
> Waterfront'.
>
FINAL TALLY 2 A's, 5 B's, and 3 C's. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. : )

David

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Nov 29, 2008, 3:12:50 PM11/29/08
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LOL!!

0 A's, 4 B's, 1 C, 5 D's (hahahah)

thanks for that :)
--
xoxo,
david

plane...@hotmail.com

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Nov 29, 2008, 3:35:07 PM11/29/08
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4 As, 2 Bs, 3 Cs, 1 D

:-( Apparently, I can't be in this group anymore... I am a terrible
gay guy though. I have little fashion sense, can't cook. The only
thing I have going for me is my modern, minimalist home decor... but
even that could be metro hetero. I'm going to get a complex if I
don't stop worrying about being gay enough!

Steve


On Nov 29, 2:12 pm, David <somethingsabou...@gmail.com> wrote:
> LOL!!
>
> 0 A's, 4 B's, 1 C, *5 D's* (hahahah)
>
> thanks for that :)
> david- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

David

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Nov 29, 2008, 3:43:29 PM11/29/08
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hey. we don't discriminate. right guys?!?!?

metro hetero is a funny way to put it! :D

xoxo
--
xoxo,
david

Zee

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Nov 29, 2008, 4:16:45 PM11/29/08
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I seriously don't know how to answer more than half of these
questions. -.-
What does that make me?

Seth

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Nov 30, 2008, 2:10:42 AM11/30/08
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"Un-Gay" ??

I couldn't even begin to answer these - I was clueless about the first
one and just gave up. Don't worry Steve (planet-X) and Zee... you're
not alone. I have abolsutely no clue about pop culture and gay things.
Although, I CAN cook LOL. But my home decor consists of "minimalist"
simply because I don't have money for anything more than a bed, a desk
and a couch. And empty white walls. Ugh. LOL.

I blogged about my own "un-gay" here:

http://sethboyardee.blogspot.com/2007/10/i-am-antithesis-of-gay.html

nettl...@hotmail.co.uk

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Nov 30, 2008, 8:15:52 AM11/30/08
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> 1] If you were to throw a dinner party which combination of persons
> would constitute a perfect guest list ?
>
> a] Humphrey Bogart, Winston Churchill and Sir Alf Ramsay
> b] William Shakespeare, Bruce Forseph and Cherie Blair.
> c] Sir Isaac Newton, Tommy Cooper and Paula Radcliffe. XXX
> d] Judy Garland, Kylie Minogue and David Beckham.
>
> 2] What would be your idea of a perfect holiday weekend ?
>
> a] Amsterdam's Red light district with a few aging hippies and a shed
> load of condoms.
> b] A visit to the Guinness museum in Dublin. XXX
> c] Cheese rolling in the Gloucestershire Hills.
> d] Tickets to watch Barry Manilow in San Francisco.
>
> 3] Which of these films would you prefer to watch ?
>
> a] Apocalypse Now.
> b] Pulp Fiction.
> c] The Shawshank Redemption XXX
> d] The Wizard of Oz
>
> 4] When you fight with your partner you :
>
> a] Calmly discuss the issue with your partner, taking time out if XXX
> needed.
> b] Why fight? Nothing in a relationship is worth fighting about.
> c] Shout, shout, shout. You're the king/queen of yelling and crying.
> d] Turn it into some kind of weird sadomasochistic sex session that
> involves masks, chains and posters of Marlon Brando in 'On the
> Waterfront'.
>
> 5] Given the choice, I would:
>
> a] Choose a job that is stable and financially secure.
> b] Choose a job that offers variety/ travel, although slightly XXX
> unstable/ insecure.
> c] Choose a job that allows me to express my opinions freely and that
> is open to change.
> d] Choose any job where men shower communually.
>
> 6] When assessing other people, I usually:
>
> a] Have a rational explanation for my judgment. XXX
> b] Ask lots of quickfire questions to see how they react.
> c] Rely more on a 'gut feeling'.
> d] Look at their butt's.
>
> 7] If I were a car, I would most resemble a:
>
> a] Bentley : Stately, sophisticated and expensive.
> b] Nissan Primera: Detailed, reliable, quality-oriented. XXX
> c] VW Beetle: Carefree, enthusiastic, easy-going.
> d] Range Rover Vogue : Good looking and accommadating with a rear axel
> to die for.
>
> 8] Felching is :
>
> a] In Teutonic folklore, the act of killing a vampire by putting a
> stake through his heart.
> b] A small village in Dorset.
> c] A technique Twitchers use to attract migrating birds.
> d] You know perfectly well what felching is you dirty bitch. XXX
>
> 9] You're at the peak of passion with someone you recently started
> dating, when you suddenly realize that you're all out of protection.
> Do you:
>
> a] Cool the fires until another time.
> b] Throw on the closest article of clothing and run out to the store. XXX
> c] Say a prayer and get it on.
> d] Ask the couple next to you whether they have anything you could
> use.
>
> 10] Nightclub's that you go to invariably :
>
> a] Turn out to be a disappointment. People can be so boring when they
> drink too much.
> b] Far too loud. I would prefer no music so that people could chat XXX
> easily to one another without shouting.
> c] Great fun. I could dance all night and often do.
> d] Turn it into some kind of weird sadomasochistic sex session that
> involves masks, chains and posters of Marlon Brando in 'On the
> Waterfront'.
>

Results: 2 A's, 5 B's, 2 C's & 1 D Ha ha...whatever!!

inebriated

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Nov 30, 2008, 3:23:56 PM11/30/08
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Mostly A's : You are as straight as they come. Boringly so perhaps.

Mostly B's : You are predominantly straight and enjoy nothing more
than 'a night out with the boys'. However on rare occasions the
feminine side of you may surface. You have perhaps watched 'Shirley
Valentine' without forward fasting it to the tit bit.

Mostly C's : What have you and saloon doors in Cowboy movies got in
common ?.
You both swing both ways.
Some would argue that you get the best of both world's. Other's would
say that you are a greedy bastard who doesn't know his arse from his
elbow. You decide.

Mostly D's : Let's face it, you are as Camp as Christmas. If anyone is
likely to spend his life travelling up and down the Cadbury Canal it's
you. And under no circumstances get sucked into a marriage of
convenience. Elton John might have got away with it for a few years
but don't tell me his Rocketman didn't meet up with Benny and the Jets
occasionally during that time. An arse bandit is an arse bandit simple
as.

My answers are:
1) c
2) d
3) a
4) d
5) b
6) c
7) c
8) d
9) d
10)d

So that is 3 c's, 5 d's,1 a, and 1 b
i dont think its too accurate, or maybe i'm in denial of being campy

ajc...@gmail.com

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Nov 30, 2008, 7:54:35 PM11/30/08
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ok... ok... it sucked...

sorry... lol

letopho

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Dec 3, 2008, 7:00:44 PM12/3/08
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Mostly Cs, Some As
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