What Would Jesus Drive?
Chief Thracian
electronic message board for fun Pagans--presented a
topic recently, that I think intriguing: "What Would
Jesus Drive". Here's the URL (unfortunately, it's
behind Delphi's community wall, and you'll need to
either sign in first, or register then sign in):
http://forums.delphiforums.com/the_som/messages?msg=227.12
Now here's *my* take on the matter (from that same
thread):
(Someone answered:)
> If I remember rightly from my school days
> it was a donkey
(And I replied:)
Well, a donkey was a popular form of transportation
back then. What is it now? The car. So, "What kind of
car would Jesus drive?" is an intriguing philosophical
question at least on the level of that medieval
classic: "How many angels can dance on the head of a
pin?" (Not to mention they should be *working* for Ms.
Jehovah, not slacking off...looks like we need another
corporate shakedown.)
Today, close dancing is not so popular: hip-hop,
thrashing, and other forms of jumping and distance
dancing abound. So certainly, considerably *fewer*
angels could dance on the head of a pin in the early
21st century, than could for most any *previous*
century! (Assuming of course, that the size of a
pinhead hasn't changed...or allowing for any change,
has been statiscally reprocessed to reflect said
difference.)
But why bother to philosophize, to speculate in this
matter, when you can now have true answers straight
from this Little Pony's mouth!
JESUS WOULD NEVER OWN A CAR...he's way too ecologically
hip. Before you ask: NO, NOT EVEN AN ELECTRIC CAR...for
Jesus is way too savvy on the downside of our present
crop of electronic cars churned out by the Big 3.
But his dream *is* to have a fleet of SUV's, and take
his disabled buddies for fun adventures and visits to
the beach. But he still wouldn't *drive*...instead,
he'd employ hot gay male studs.
And that's the Queer Lord's Truth.
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