Queer Egghead Divine Humor

[Chief Thracian]

So me and my guardian angel were joking around the other day (as we often do),
when I said:

"Randolph, I wish dudes would love me for my mind instead of my wonderful body,
for a change."

"Oh sweetheart," he replies, resting a gentle hand on my shoulder, "I love you for
your mind. Why, you have the LOVELIEST cerebrum wrinkles this side of anti-matter!"

"Honey," I smiled a big grin, "you can run your hands through my cerebrum any time
you want. Just don't leave a mess on the carpet."

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The Final Testament
"Leave your left hemisphere at the door."
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