Rev. Phelps Found Dead in His Own Bedroom

[Ezekiel Krahlin]

Rev. Phelps Found Dead in His Own Bedroom

This morning, notorious anti-gay preacher Fred Phelps was discovered
dead of a heart attack in his own bed. It is rumored that he died in
the act of sexual intercouse with his partner. Many feathers were
found strewn about the pillows and bedding, in an apparant final grasp
for life. Miraculously, the chicken survived the ordeal.

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