Zeke's latest correspondence with radio station
Chief Thracian
From: S.F. Lib. Radio
To: Zeke Krahlin
Received: 05/09/03 11:58 am
Subject: Re: Zeke Krahlin here, touching bases
>Thanks for the message. Yes, I am aware of the resent
>coorespondences. H_________ and I have discussed this
>matter along with many other SFLR staff. It was
>decided that H_________ would send you the info that we
>recieved in fairness, to let you know that we know
>that there are some people in your circle that have
>concerns about you.
Oh, puhleease, I've been through it all, many times over:
the usual mix of some concerned "friends" who deem me insane
one day, and perfectly normal the next. You just caught them
on a bad hair day. Much ado about nothing. In fact, I'm sure
one of them who suggested I'm insane, accompanied me to the
coffeehouse tonight, where I was to perform some comedy
skit.
In fact, your oblique approach in these recent missives
lends a spooky note from YOUR corner. Spooky, spooky,
spooky!
So why won't you forward me these letters--both from fans
and enemies? You can easily edit out the name and e-mail of
the senders...then post them all to me. I'd be so
entertained by this, the first public reaction about my
activism that extends beyond a tiny, local sphere.
This is ground breaking. Incredible, controversy begins to
swirl all about me, even when I do not stir as much as a
little finger! And you pretend I'm not a red-hot item just
ready for airtime. Well, guess what Mr. Hell, you've met
your nemesis: Ms. Fury! I just drew a Voodoo rendering of
your image, and stuck it through with dozens of needles that
I had to purchase tonight at Walgreens just for this little
project.
This is Gay History in the making. Whatever you do or don't
do...please KEEP those fan/hate letters somewhere; don't
ever get them lost. They mark the beginning of my rapid leap
to worldwide recognition as a vanguard to the new queer
leadership about to ascend. For we have earned this status
by our unswerving devotion, courage, and sacrifice of many,
many years. We are Veterans of the Blue Rose.
I have many tales to tell, and many souls to sell.
>What we ask of ALL staff is to make sure
>that you sight your sources if you are going be
>reporting on a newsworthy topic.
Yadda yadda yadda. What does that have to do with a
newsgroup article I may have posted, and other folks'
comments? Using the slander of a madman as a challenge to
defend myself against all his horrid accusations is the Way
of The Barbarian. So...we are brothers, eh? :D
>As for parody, I'm all for it. You would probably have
>either a one or two hour show, once a week.
That's perfect. Do you like my blueprint for the show? Do
you like any of the ideas? They're a gift...you're free to
use them without my participation, no biggie. A gift is not
a gift if not given freely.
>You will
>begin, after training, with a three week probationary
>period, where all staff members listen to your show
>and have the opportunity to critique you. After the
>three weeks are up, it is up to the staff as a
>collective, to decide if we wish to invite you to join
>our staff.
This is all fine with me; I'm up to the challenge. And if
rejection is the ultimate outcome, I'll just say "Thanks for
considering me; KGO is nipping at my heels, anyway."
>It's a wonderful station, serving an important
>purpose.
And I'm a wonderful person, and wondering why you're playing
around with "kangaroo court" tactics. We haven't even met in
person yet, for Beelzebub's sake!
In fact, I have to go a bit further: I--Zeke Krahlin--am
much more wonderful than any stinkin' radio station was, is,
or ever will be! A radio station is not a person, it's a
thing. Ergo: since a person should have higher placement in
one's virtue system, than a thing; Zeke should be likewise
valued when compared to a radio station.
...and wondering why you only sent me one letter of hatred,
instead of ALL of them, and ALL of the friendly ones. C'mon,
dudes and dudettes, this is MY show too. I planned these
messages, by intentionally posting a request for my
supporters to send a message to SFLR. Do you think I didn't
realize this would stir up my enemies' wrath, too?
Puhleeease. I wanna see ALL those letters. WAAAAAHH!
And I'm very, very hot, and you know it. You saw my website.
So what's the delay in meeting me in person? Did some of
these letters terrorize you? Hey, welcome to Gay World 101.
Have a sample of what we queers are foced to live with, day
in / day out in your ultra-heterocentric world! See what
homophobic terror lurks the streets of The Castro, nightly!
See all us queers driven from stark fear, back into the
closet, right here in the very Heart of the Heart of Gay
Mecca. The longer you delay my voice, the more queers suffer
and even perish. I have a great gift of the spoken word,
which will do much good to many troubled souls...once on the
airwaves.
You can find me every Wed. & Thurs at The Brainwash Cafe
(2222 Folsom), from 7:30-11pm. Wed. is open-mic spoken word;
Thurs. is open-mic standup comedy. I do both!
---end of message
No One
> On 10 May 2003 10:40:31 -0700, in alt.politics.homosexuality
> zekeol...@chiefthracian.mailshell.com (Chief Thracian) wrote:
>
> >You can find me every Wed. & Thurs at The Brainwash Cafe
> >(2222 Folsom), from 7:30-11pm. Wed. is open-mic spoken word;
> >Thurs. is open-mic standup comedy. I do both!
>
>
> Tell me, Zeke, is it still your opinion that, "The only Good Het is a
> Dead Het?"
Did you hear him say that every Wed. & Thurs. at The Brainwash Cafe?
Guess we know where you hang out :-).
Chief Thracian
> Did you hear him say that every Wed. & Thurs. at The Brainwash Cafe?
> Guess we know where you hang out :-).
Yeah, but you're No One, so why should I care?
---begin tale:
THE DAY NO ONE KNOCKED AT MY DOOR
(c) 1998 by Ezekiel J. Krahlin
(a parable for the 21st century)
1: "Did anybody visit you last night?"
2: "No. No One knocked on my door."
1: "I see. So what did you do?"
2: "I let No One in."
1: "And did you feel safe doing that?"
2: "Well, if it was just Anybody, I would have been a
little concerned; but I'm not scared of No One."
1: "And why is that?"
2: "Well, I guess it's because No One is a stranger to me,
and I always give Anybody the benefit of the doubt."
1: "But I thought you didn't like Anybody anymore."
2: "That's true, but I like No One a whole lot more than
Anybody else."
1: "And why is that?"
2: "Because No One brings me flowers, and Anybody does
not."
1: "That's very sweet, but did he really BUY them, or
pluck them from a garden?"
2: "It's the thought that counts, so I asked No One."
1: "Oh! And what did he say to THAT?"
2: "No One said the same thing that Anybody would say,
given the situation."
1: "Which was?"
2: "Well, No One looked me straight in the eyes and said,
'What do YOU think?' and I said: 'It's not what I
THINK that counts, it's what I SAY.'"
1: "Was THAT your answer?"
2: "No, it was THIS; but No One could ever be sure."
1: "So you said THIS to No One?"
2: "Exactly."
1: "Since No One really knows the truth, I think I'll ask
him myself."
2: "Geez. I don't understand why No One trusts me."
1: "Maybe that's because you didn't let Anybody in, and No
One is very flattered by that."
2: "Could be...but then, No One had such a beautiful
smile, I couldn't kick him out."
1: "Wow! You mean No One stayed overnight with you?"
2: "That's right. No One crawled right into bed with me.
And THAT told me something right there!"
1: "Oh? And what did THAT tell you?"
2: "THAT told me I can have Anybody if I want, but No One
is better!"
1: "Jesus Christ! Did you really get it on with No One?"
2: "I sure did. No One wanted to fuck me, but I was a
little hesitant."
1: "Did No One finally ram it up your ass?"
2: "Well, No One was there, so it couldn't have been
Anybody!"
1: "Wow!"
2: "Yeah. No One showed me a really good time last
night!"
1: "Think you two will get together again?"
2: "My God, I hope so. He's a really fine man...not like
Anybody, who dumped me for Someone Else!
1: "Now, now, don't pity yourself. After all, very few
guys are lucky enough to get it on with just Anybody."
2: "Oh, I know that! But No One showed up with flowers,
not Anybody."
1: "You sure it wasn't Anybody, and you're not making this
all up?"
2: "Well, No One is here right now, so why don't you ask
him?"
3: (No One speaks.)
---finis
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Permission granted by author for anyone to distribute this
writing free of charge (including translation into any
language)...under condition that no profit is made therefrom,
and that it remain intact and complete, including title and
credit to the original author.
Ezekiel J. Krahlin
http://surf.to/gaybible
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No One
> No, newbie-boy! Zeke said that some time ago when he was a regular
> poster in to APH. You childish post are boring.
Care to provide a URL? Not everyone uses the X-No-Archive flag header
like you do.
No One
> No need to, boy. Believe it or go fuck yourself - your choice,.
Oh ... you are most likely lying again and in typical fashion are
reduced to obscenities in a childish attempt to cover it up.
If you are not lying, then produce the URL.