Gay Guy Discovers Universal Field Theory
Chief Thracian
(formerly "Universal Field Theory")
I = mc[SQR]2
enunciated phonetically:
"aye eekwul em see skweared too"
(with pronounced pursing of the lips on that final word),
and to be spoken in an accusatory "I do too" tone, like so:
"I equal MC squared, too!"
(Maybe even said while tapping an impatient toe on the kitchen's cold
linoleum floor at 3 in the morning.)
To be clear on the concept, here is Einstein's equation re. the speed
of light:
E = mc[SQR]
In essence, the UFO (Universal Field Operant) just revealed to me, is
a mathematical extrapolation of God saying (to "E" or "energy"): "I'll
ALWAYS be twice whatever you are."
But how it came to me is a real treat. Being the quick-witted jokester
I know I am, this thought jumped to my lips before my mind could get
to process it, and I spoke:
"I'm so brazen with my talents, I can even take the entire universe,
roll it up into a little ball, place it in my hand (arm outstretched--
think 'Alas poor Yorick') and say: "I equal MC squared, too!"
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