My First Prophecy Fulfilled
Ezekiel J. Krahlin
<< What the Republicans did, cleverly, was to establish effective
"memes" in the minds of the public and the pundits. A meme, so named
by the British evolutionist Richard Dawkins, is like a gene, except
that instead of advancing through organisms, it moves through minds.
Memes are simply ideas that demonstrate a high rate of survival and
transmission. >>
Now that my prophecy made on Sept. 20 that Bush would win, has come
true, (For proof of my prediction, just search a Usenet database for
my messages, between Sept. 15-Oct 1, 2000.) I hope a few more people
are paying attention to my words. I consider myself gifted in this
ability of paranormal foresight, even though I don't claim to
understand why this is happening, or how it happens. I also acknowlege
those people who either don't believe my claims, or don't believe in
such phenomenon at all.
Know that the Republican Party a.k.a. "The Religious Reich" has
unlimited finances to hire the very best scientists in the fields of
psychology and sociology...and thus are acquiring great powers to
manipulate the masses...which "memes" explanation above is but one
among many excellent xamples.
But also know that--despite all their awesome resources to cleverly
brainwash and terrorize people--they lack one power, greater than even
the sum of all the others they possess, and that is this: psychic
abilities such as telepathy and precognition. And it is precisely this
paranormal force that I claim will favor our Gay Family, and will give
us the necessary weapons by which to gain our freedoms. In fact, I
stand as a living example of this, to inspire and even trigger the
same abilities in my gay sisters and brothers. But perhaps I am merely
deluding myself, caught up in some sort of megalomaniac
fantasy...though I strongly doubt this.
My prophecy of Bush being "elected" also included the following
outcomes: nationwide jihad against gays, economic collapse, and civil
war with resulting breakup of the U.S. into various nations...
including the world's first gay nation of Athenia. While my dates
first given are obviously out of whack, I still hold true to my
visions, that the rest will follow, now that my Bush premonition has
proven itself.
Remember that when I came upon the scene, telling people I had a
powerful vision that Bush would win, most reacted with hilarity,
claiming that is so impossible, it will never happen. Since I was
already living a Bush-terrorist gov't in my further visions, I was
talking about gays leaving the country, or coming to northern
California for safe haven. Now, in the last week or so, some
participants in gay newsgroups are speaking of preparing for an
anti-gay holocaust, and that leaving this country for a gay friendly
nation like Holland, may be the best answer.
But along with my visionary gifts, I also seem to suffer the "curse of
Cassandra": whereby a true prophetess who never failed in her
predictions, was condemned by the gods to have no one ever believe her
visions. So, as time passes, many gays will flee the U.S. because of
this holocaust I predicted...though never recalling that I first
warned everyone. But I don't think this curse will remain much
longer...for when one or more of my additional prophecies comes true,
many will seek me for guidance. But since I have seen the future, I
have also prepared for those who seek my help, by providing all
answers in the documents on my Gay Bible website. (I recommend you
download these files ASAP, in the likely event my site will soon be
censored--along with all other lesbian/gay sites.)
For by then (the holocaust/Civil War), I and my soldiers (Blue Rose
Militia) will be way too busy taking over the country and the media,
to answer any questions sent me by e-mail, snail mail, or any other
form of communique. Watch for me on television, having a blast! Bush
is due for a big slap up the side of his head, and it is my destiny to
be the hand to do this.
And, since the gifts of telepathy and precognition will be broadly
disseminated across our Gay Family, no doubt some (if not all) of you
reading this message, will become recruited into this
para-normal-military outfit, and following orders for whatever mission
you are sent on, or choose to create. Indeed, I will hand over my
gifts of leadership to as many gays as possible, the moment they are
ready to accept them. It is already happening, in fact has started
happening, some time in mid-September. My visions show a huge leap in
membership--into the many millions on a global scale--between now and
the end of this month/year/decade/century/millenium-
/world-as-we-know-it.
And, if it does all turn out that I am simply (though joyfully)
deluded, I can't think of a happier fantasy to get lost in, forever.
:o)
Till we meet on the battlefield of Elysium,
I remain "semper fidelis":
Ezekiel J. Krahlin, Chief Thracian
Blue Rose Militia
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