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ashutosh gupta

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Aug 8, 2011, 11:31:27 AM8/8/11

to gangesians

Randikhane par chhapa pada
Sab ladkiyon ko police ne line me khada kar diya
Wahan se 1 budhiya guzar rahi thi..
us ne ek ladki se poocha-Yahan kya ho rha hai?
Ladki:Aam bant rahe hain
Budhiya bhi line me lag gayi
Thanedar Line ko chek karta hua us k pas aya aur bola-Amma tum bhi?
Budhiya boli-Daant nahin hain to kya hua beta Choos to sakti hoon na....

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warm regards,

Ashutosh Gupta

ashutosh gupta

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Aug 8, 2011, 11:33:10 AM8/8/11

to gangesians

hakeem ne santa ki bimari ka ilaaj aurat ka doodh bataya..
badi mushkil se santa ne 1 aurat ko razi kiya..
doodh pilate hue aurat sex k mood mein aa gayi aur boli kuch aur bhi chahiye to lelo..
santa- bus behen agar saath mein biscuit mil jate to mazaa aa jata..

ashutosh gupta

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Aug 9, 2011, 1:08:43 AM8/9/11

to gangesians

During Sex:

Girl: Yaar ye galat hai...

Boy: But I LOVE U...

Girl: Nahi, Galat hai...

Boy: Hum shadi kar lenge...

Girl: Abe BC....jahan daal raha hai woh jagah galat hai...:D

2011/8/8 ashutosh gupta <ashutosh...@gmail.com>

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