HUMOR ....to brighten your day!

[Ram Kumar]

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? " Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,   but I never told them anything !! "               What's the difference between people   who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?   The ones in the casinos are serious.                 When I was young I used to pray for a bike,   then I realized that God doesn't work that way,   so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.                 A little boy went up to his father and asked :   " Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? "   His father replied :     " Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,   because I still have mine. "                 Paul's teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying : "Paul seems to be a very bright boy,   but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. "   The mother wrote back the next day :   " If you find a solution, please advise.   I have the same problem with his father ! "   --

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With Regards,

Ram Kumar T