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Dada Halaat Theek Nahi Hain

Poore Karahi Mein K Halaat
Khraab Hyn

Rangers Aur Police Chapey
Maar Rahi Hy

Aur Ek Hi
Baat Pooch Rahi Hy

K

Munni Q Badnaam Hui?

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Teacher: Titanic Kaisay Dooba?

Pathan:

Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk

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Gurr
Gurr
Gurr
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Puchik. :-)
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~*~ Dedicated ~*~

Its Better
To Bunk A Class
Than
...To Miss A Party With
Friends ..

Because

Today When I Look
Back

EQUATIONS Never
Make Me LAUGH
But
MEMORIES Do .. (:
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Teacher: Titanic Kaisay Dooba?

Pathan:

Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk

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Gurr
Gurr
Gurr
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Puchik. :-)
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Boy's Rules For BIKES.

USE When Its
NEW

RIDE When It
PERFORMS

THROW When Makes
NOISE

Unfortunately

That's The GIRL'S Rule
To Handle the BOY.

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What's The Moral
Of Rajnikanth's Endhiran -The Robot Movie.?

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A Girl Can Not Only
Spoil A MAN
But
Even MACHINES. :-)
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Girl's Language:

Stupid
(U r Smart)

Idiot
(U r Luking Cute)

Shut Up
(I Love U)

I'll Kill U
(I'll Die 4 U)

Good Night
(Everyone Is Slept
U Can Call Me Now ...)

Frwrd Girls To Laugh
n
Boys To Understand. :-)
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Great Msg About Dad:

-A Great Man Who Spares His Life.

-Hides His Feelings.

-Ignores His Happiness.

-Accepts The Struggle.

So Don't Hurt Your Gentle Dad.

Think About Him...!