Latest Collection of Funny SMS

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Muhallay Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz...

Wah Wah

Muhallay Ki Larkiyan Hain Kuch Naraz...


Kyon K


Aitkaaf Main Beth Gaya Hai Faraz...

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What is the similarity between Dinosaur & An Innocent Girl?

Interesting right?


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Think.

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Dono Ab is Dunya mai Nahi hain. :-)
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Sehri Karne Walo!
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Hath Halka Rakho
Sehri hai, Valima Nahin hai.

Public awarness Msg From:
Kam Khao Association.
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Film Actress Meera Yesterday screamed in an interview:

"Agar Mein Jhoot Bolon to Mera Baap Marr Jaaye".



The City District Government of Lahore has reported that 26 Men from
various parts of Lahore simultaneously suffered a Heart Attack last
night.

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Whats the Best Punishment For a Woman?


Give her New Clothes,
Matching Jewelery &
Nice Cosmetics...

And then


Lock her in a Room



Without a Mirror. :-)
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Height of Confidence:

A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden
Break in front of a Bus:

And Shouts at the bus Driver

"Abey Mrnay k Liye Meri he Cycle Mili Hai?"
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Maine Poocha Chand se...


Kabhi Dekha hai Mere Yaar sa Haseen.....


Chand bola....


12036 Entries Found! :-)
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[Faizan zzz]

Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:

Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.


Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.

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Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race? :-)

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New Teacher: "Anbody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up"

Pathan Stoodup.

Teacher: Are You Stupid?

Pathan: Nahi! Aap Akeli Khari Thin. Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag raha Tha. :-)