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Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068
Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217
Abida Parveen:
03218525363
Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
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Kabhi Tum Black & White
Kabhi Rangeen Lagti Ho.
Kabhi Tum Shabnam Shabnam
Kabhi Tum Clean Lagti Ho.
Kabhi Tum Khatti Meethi
Kabhi Namkeen Lagti Ho.
Kuch Bhi Kaho Tum Hum Se
Par Humen To Tum Barri HASEEN Lagti Ho.
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Today is Handsome Boys & Beautiful Girls Day.
So send this message To Someone Who looks Beautiful, Smart and Cute.
Be Honest.
Don't Cheat Like Me. :-P
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Mujhse Ab Ye "Judai" ka "Gham" Piya Nahi Jata Farazz...
Mujhey 2 Glass "SPRITE" K He Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K. :-)
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Is Waqt Pakistan k 4 Barray Problems Hain:
1.Load Shedding.
2.Mehngaai.
3.Taliban.
Aur
4.Naujawano Ko Her Haftay Hony Wala SACHA PYAR. :-)
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Mubark Ho Aapki Khoti Nikli Hai.
Wah G Wah Barray Changy Maqaddar Ne.
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Boy: Mujh se Shadi Karo Gi?
Girl: No
Boy: But Why?
Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gy.
Boy: Ghar Main Kon Kon Hai.
Girl: 1 Husband Aur 2 Bachey. :-)
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2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahy Thy.
Afridi Ne Six Maara.
Pehla Pagal: Wah Kya Goal kiya hai.
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai Nahi, Cricket Mai Hota Hai.
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1 MAKRAANI Bohat Dair Se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor Raha Tha:
Larki: Kya Dekh Rahay Ho?
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MAKRANI: Hum Soch Raha Tha K,
Agar Tum Hamara AMMI Hota To Hum Bhi KHOBSURAT Hota. :-)
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Kehte Hain,
K
Khoobsorat Cheezen
Dekhne Se Insaan
Khud Bhi Khobsoorat
Ho Jata Hai.
Tumhary Pass MERI TASVEER To Hai Na?
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1 Molvi Jumay k Din Hoor ki Tareefen Bayaan Kar Raha Tha.
Hoor Aisi Hogi, Wesi Hogi,
Jab Ziyada Josh Mai Aaya to Bola:
"Aur Kya Tareef Karon,
Bas,
Ghulam Din ki BV ko Dekh Lo". :-)