A man was SICK and TIRED of going
to work every day
while his wife
stayed home.
And further jealous
of her, as she
received lot of
Women's Day wishes
and compliments
He wanted her to see
what he went through
so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to
work every day and
put in 8 hours while
my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to
know what I go through . So,
please allow her
body to switch with
mine for a day. Amen!"
Poof!!!
God, in his infinite
wisdom, granted the
man's wish.
The next morning,
sure enough, the man
awoke as a woman .
He arose,
cooked breakfast for
his mate, Awakened
the kids,
Set out their school
clothes, Fed them
breakfast,
Packed their
lunches, Drove them
to school, Came home
and picked up the
dry cleaning,
Took it to the
cleaners And stopped
at the bank to make
a deposit,
Went grocery
shopping, Then drove
home to put away the
groceries,
Paid the bills and
balanced the check
book...
He cleaned the cat's
litter box and
bathed the dog.
Then, it was already
1.00pm
And he hurried to
make the beds...
...do the laundry...
vacuum, Dust, And
sweep and mop the
kitchen floor...
...Ran to the school
to pick up the kids
and got into an
argument with them
on the way home.
Set out milk and
cookies and...
...got the kids
organized to do
their homework. Then,
set up the ironing
board and watched TV
while he did the
ironing. At 4:30pm,
he began peeling
potatoes and washing
vegetables for
salad...
...rolled meatballs
and snapped fresh
beans for supper. After
supper ,
He cleaned the
kitchen, Ran the
dishwasher.. .
...Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids, And
put them to bed. At 9.00pm,
He was exhausted
and, though his
daily chores weren't
finished, he went to
bed where he was
expected to make
love,
which he managed to
get through without
complaint.
The next morning,
he awoke and
immediately knelt by
the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know
what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to
envy my wife's being
able to stay home
all day. Please, Oh!
Oh! Please, let us
trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his
infinite wisdom,
replied:
"My son, I feel
you have learned
your lesson and I
will be happy to
change things back
to the way they
were. You'll just
have to wait NINE
MONTHS , though. You got
pregnant last
night."
GO AHEAD, SEND THIS
TO A WOMAN
WHO NEEDS A GOOD
BELLY LAUGH
AND TO A MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT !!!
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