[Funny Pieces] What a way to go

[John van der Westhuizen]

A guy walks into a bar and says to his friend "Did you hear about Mike, he's dead!" His friend is shocked and asks how. The guy begins to explain:

"So mike was driving up to my house, when he comes up to my front lawn, and smashes into the curb, he goes flying through the windshield, into the window on my upstairs landing."

"Wow what a way to die!"

"No, no he survived that. He spotted an old antique wardrobe, and tried to use that to help him get on his feet, and unfortunately it fell and broke most the bones in his body."

"Jesus, what a terrible way to go!"

"No no, he survived that. He crawls from under the wardrobe and towards the banister, and tries to get up using that, unfortunately, under his weight, it collapses, and he is sent plummeting to the bottom floor, and as he hits the ground, the wooden spinners in the banister fall onto him, and stick into his body"

"Oh my god, that's awful!"

"No, he survived that. He crawls into my kitchen, and tries to stand up, he ends up knocking a pan of boiling hot water on the stove onto his face, burns his skin right off."

"OH MY WORD. Thats disgusting, what a way to die!"

"No.. no. He also survived that. He seen my phone and tried to call for help, turns out, he snagged the wire, and 10000 volts passed through his body."

"JESUS, i can't believe how much it took for him to die"

"No.. no. He survived that.."

"Wait, how the fuck did Mike actually die?"

"I shot him."

"YOU SHOT HIM!? WHY?!"

"He was fucking wrecking my house."

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Posted By John van der Westhuizen to Funny Pieces on 8/13/2009 12:47:00 PM