[Funny Pieces] MICHAEL JACKSON

[John van der Westhuizen]

Apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.

Apparently, Michael Jacksons cardiac arrest was caused by him tripping over a childs pram in the hallway of his home residence .However, officials have stated that until the autopsy can prove the exact cause of death that the public shouldn't blame it on the buggy.

Two paramedics arrive at the Jackson house, responding to the emergency call. One says "what do we try first?" The other says "Well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel". First Farrah Fawcett, then Michael Jackson........ if Patrick Swayzne dies this week i'll have my £10 Treble Jacko has requested a 21 gun salute for his funeral, its what he's always wanted; a group of young lads shooting over his stiff body is what he always dreamed of Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack in hospital yesterday were confirmed as false. He was found having a stroke in the kids ward. Jockey,s at Epsom today will wear black arm bands as a sign of respect for Michael Jackson the man who still holds the record for riding the most 3yr olds Farrah Fawcett got into heaven, she met with her maker who granted her one wish, she wished all the innocent children were safe and 'poof' Michael Jackson died!!! People need to show MJ some respect, at least he had the decency to drive slowly in school zones This recession is really hitting everyone hard. Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off. All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was! What a load of heartless bastards, taking the piss out of Michael Jackson. he touched my heart, my soul and my kids I think this is terrible. He was an icon. It's not right to make jokes about this, just think of his children, having to sleep alone tonight... It has just been reveled that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning, he ate some twelve year old nuts. What's all this about the King of Pop dying? As far as I know, Lady Gaga is alive and well. When Michael Jackson's at home thinking about little boys do you think he pulls down his billie jeans, pulls out his thriller and beats it ? Early rumours regarding Michael Jacksons death have been proven wrong. He was actually found dead under a bridge. Some kids had tossed him off. Michael Jackson died the way he lived.... Surrounded by white gloves and people in masks What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and a gangster? They will both take you to the top of a Ferris wheel and toss you off.

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Posted By John van der Westhuizen to Funny Pieces on 6/27/2009 10:57:00 AM